Clam quotes from Camp Lazlo

Raj

Hot dogs do not even need mustard! It is disgusting!

Clam

Buns are disgusting! And boring!

Raj

You think buns are BORING!?! I will show you boring!

Lazlo

Hey, Clam. Are you hiding out here, too?

Clam

No, I was eating garbage.

Raj

What are we made out of?

Clam

Stuff.

Raj

Stuff? What kind of stuff?

Clam

Stuff stuff.

Lazlo

[as Lumpus, posing as Larry, pushing him on the swing] Isn't this fun, Scoutmaster L-L-L-Larry?!

Clam

Larry!

Raj

L-L-L-L-Larry canary!

Lazlo

L-L-L-Larry underweary!

Clam

Larry!

Lazlo

[turning the lights on and off] Ooh! Spooky! Very Halloweeny!

Raj

[hiding under the bed] Lazlo, don't you think we should have gone home with the other bean scouts?

Lazlo

[walks over to the bed] What? And miss out on spending Halloween at Camp Kidney and Prickley Pines? They don't know what they're missing.

Raj

What exactly are they missing?

Lazlo

Only the chance to dress up in scary costumes and march through the woods from house to house, walking up to the porch with the winds a-howling... [whips the blanket off of Raj, waves it, and imitates the sound of wind blowing. He wraps it around his body like a cape] Knocking on the door and reciting the three magic words.

Raj

M-M-Magic words?

Lazlo

[flashes at Raj] Trick or treat!

Clam

[pops his head out of a traffic cone] Trick or treat!

Raj

Then what? Then what?

Lazlo

Then they give us candy.

Raj

[whimpers, then stops] Candy?

Lazlo

All-you-can-eat gumdrops, Sugar Smithies, Frosted Fizzies, caramel apples, and chocolate bunnies.

Raj

[confused] Chocolate bunnies?

Lazlo

Halloween bunnies.

Raj

Oh, I love Halloween bunnies!

Lazlo

But you must believe in Halloween. For those who don't believe will get tormented by the curse of the Halloween Spirit!

Raj

What does the curse look like?

Lazlo

Like a scary monster or something.

Raj

Oh. I do believe!

Clam

Belief!

Clam

Clam and Gretchen forever.

Gretchen

Oh, no. No, no, no. Clam and Gretchen not forever!

Gretchen

What are you looking at, runt? [walks away] I thought I told you to get lost!

Clam

Get lost yourself! [looks back, smiling] Thanks, Lazlo.

Raj

I'll take care of the marshmallows if you take care of the of the pickles.

Clam

Toothpicks! [opens mouth and shows toothpicks in his mouth]

Lazlo

Do you see what I see?

Raj

A giant drop of rain fallen straight for us!

Clam

Splash!

Raj

The scoutmaster has granted our... [as the object falls closer and closer] ...that's NO RAINDROP!

LOOK OUT!

Lumpus

Today, we take part in the time-honored tradition of placing relics of today into time capsules to be opened by future generations of tomorrow. What do you got?

[holding an alarm clock] Time for the time capsule! [places it in the capsule]

Lumpus

Next! [screams when he sees Wilbert with big red lips] Bee sting?!

[removes the lips, revealing they were actually wax lips] Wax lips.

Lumpus

[smacks his forehead and groans] Next!

We're ready!

Chip

For the future!

Lumpus

Next.

Lazlo

[arrives] Hey, Scoutmaster Lumpus.

Lumpus

What is it, kid?

Lazlo

Did you have a time capsule back when you went to Camp Kidney?

Lumpus

[flatly] Mmm-hmm.

Lazlo

Wow! So what did you put in it?

Lumpus

My youth.

Lazlo

How 'bout you, Slinkman?

Raj

What did you put in it?

Clam

Slinkman put in?

Raj

But why do we have to catch a snipe?

Lumpus

Never mind.

Clam

What does it look like?

Lumpus

Who (knows, who) cares?

Lazlo

By the wondrous Leaky waters,

Samson

And Great Mount White Head,

Stands the pretty good Camp Kidney,

Not the cleanest, not the smartest,

Raj

Not the best are we,

Clam

But!

Proud to be the second best camp,

Here on Lake Leaky!

Hi, Samson!

Raj

I'm sorry, Samson! I didn't sign up for this! [uses Clam as a drill and they both fall in a hole, escaping the cabin]

Clam

Run away!

Lazlo

Well, I guess that leaves more for us then.

Raj

Um...I think I'm late for my yoga lesson, Lazlo.

Clam

Yoga.

Lazlo

Oh well, I will save them some.

Patsy

Oh Lazlo! [giggles]

Raj

[annoyed] What is it, Patsy, for the 20th time?

Patsy

Never mind. [she, Nina, and Gretchen giggle]

Raj

Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. Those girls are nothing well.

Clam

Ding-dongs.