Wilbert quotes from Camp Lazlo

Lumpus

Today, we take part in the time-honored tradition of placing relics of today into time capsules to be opened by future generations of tomorrow. What do you got?

[holding an alarm clock] Time for the time capsule! [places it in the capsule]

Lumpus

Next! [screams when he sees Wilbert with big red lips] Bee sting?!

[removes the lips, revealing they were actually wax lips] Wax lips.

Lumpus

[smacks his forehead and groans] Next!

We're ready!

Chip

For the future!

Lumpus

Next.

Lazlo

[arrives] Hey, Scoutmaster Lumpus.

Lumpus

What is it, kid?

Lazlo

Did you have a time capsule back when you went to Camp Kidney?

Lumpus

[flatly] Mmm-hmm.

Lazlo

Wow! So what did you put in it?

Lumpus

My youth.

Lazlo

How 'bout you, Slinkman?

Raj

What did you put in it?

Clam

Slinkman put in?

Edward

[holding Wilbert down when he was trying to run away from him] Why did you (try to) run (away) from me, Beaver?

I thought you were gonna hurt me.

Edward

Oh, Beaver. [laughs] No, I just wanted to see if you wanted to be best friends.

Friends?

Edward

Hey, Beaver, mind if I call you "Beavy?" You like "Beavy," don't you?

Well, actually, my name's not Beaver just because I am a beaver. That doesn't mean--

Edward

Quiet, Beavy, you talk too much! Let's do something manly together, like touching muscles.

Lumpus

[grabs Wilbert by the collar] DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!

No!

Lumpus

I'M BORED! And you call yourself a doctor?!

Uh, no, actually I don't--

Lumpus

Nobody does anything exciting anymore! Look at these kids! They don't do anything! Look out there. This camp is all played out.