Lazlo quotes from Camp Lazlo

[chanting] We want a prediction! We want a prediction! We want a prediction!

Lazlo

[snapping with agitation] ALL RIGHT!

Lazlo

Did you hear that? The soap dispensers makes a silly sound. It's a good thing we're behaving, or I'd be tempted to make it again!

Clam

Press it again.

Lazlo

Well, how did it go?

Edward

Did you chicken out?

I can't go to Slugfest. I'm just too busy.

Edward

He chickened out.

Lazlo, I am not going anywhere.

Raj

Who would of thought that my buns could cause such excitement.

Lazlo

You have very nice buns, Raj.

Lazlo

Hey, Clam. Are you hiding out here, too?

Clam

No, I was eating garbage.

Lazlo

[to the campers who want hot dogs] Well, we really appreciate it. But we have something more important to deal with right now: friendship.

[touched] Aw!

Edward

Yeah, but we can't eat friendship.

Lumpus

I was once a bean scout too, you know.

Lazlo

Really?! [imagines a young Scoutmaster Lumpus]

Young Lumpus

That's "Loompus!" [kicks his scoutmaster in the shin]

Lazlo

Cute!

Lazlo

Hey, Edward! How was your movie night?

Edward

[mimicking Lazlo] "How was your movie night?" How was my movie night?! I'll tell you how it was! Can I tell you how I loathed it?! How I would have preferred sitting in a cow's stomach, watching grass being digested?!

Lazlo

Okay, maybe later!

Lazlo

[as Lumpus, posing as Larry, pushing him on the swing] Isn't this fun, Scoutmaster L-L-L-Larry?!

Clam

Larry!

Raj

L-L-L-L-Larry canary!

Lazlo

L-L-L-Larry underweary!

Clam

Larry!

Lazlo

Don't forget to excuse me from pantsing.

What? You can't get excuse from that. It's a camp thing.

Edward

Hello, Lazlo.

Lazlo

Oh, hi, Edward.

Edward

You hiding from me?

Lazlo

Yeah, I just thought I could lay low here for a while until it flew ooo...Edward! [looks at map] Edward, what are you doing here?

Edward

I live here, you idiot. You know, [uses shrub buddy voice] shrub buddy.

Edward

[after stopping Lazlo from running and uses a shrub as a disguise] Hey, Lazlo.

Lazlo

What? Who's there?

Edward

It's me, the shrub, your buddy.

Lazlo

My shrub buddy?

Edward

Yeah, that's it, shrub buddy. I hear you have some worries about getting pantsed.

Lazlo

Uh, yeah?

Edward

Yeah, well, I thought so. I'm willing to help you out.

Lazlo

You're a shrub.

Edward

Yeah, I know. Your shrub buddy. [reveals a map] Here, check this out. This is a map to a secret hideaway where you can lay low for a couple of days. But I'm not even sure I'm gonna give it to you.

Lazlo

Oh, please, can I have it? Oh, please! Oh, please!

Edward

Well, okay, but don't tell anybody.

Lazlo

Shrub buddy, you're the best buddy in the whole world.

Edward

Yeah, yeah, sure, Lazlo.

Lazlo

[turning the lights on and off] Ooh! Spooky! Very Halloweeny!

Raj

[hiding under the bed] Lazlo, don't you think we should have gone home with the other bean scouts?

Lazlo

[walks over to the bed] What? And miss out on spending Halloween at Camp Kidney and Prickley Pines? They don't know what they're missing.

Raj

What exactly are they missing?

Lazlo

Only the chance to dress up in scary costumes and march through the woods from house to house, walking up to the porch with the winds a-howling... [whips the blanket off of Raj, waves it, and imitates the sound of wind blowing. He wraps it around his body like a cape] Knocking on the door and reciting the three magic words.

Raj

M-M-Magic words?

Lazlo

[flashes at Raj] Trick or treat!

Clam

[pops his head out of a traffic cone] Trick or treat!

Raj

Then what? Then what?

Lazlo

Then they give us candy.

Raj

[whimpers, then stops] Candy?

Lazlo

All-you-can-eat gumdrops, Sugar Smithies, Frosted Fizzies, caramel apples, and chocolate bunnies.

Raj

[confused] Chocolate bunnies?

Lazlo

Halloween bunnies.

Raj

Oh, I love Halloween bunnies!

Lazlo

But you must believe in Halloween. For those who don't believe will get tormented by the curse of the Halloween Spirit!

Raj

What does the curse look like?

Lazlo

Like a scary monster or something.

Raj

Oh. I do believe!

Clam

Belief!

Lumpus

I despise you, Lazlo.

Lazlo

I love you, Scoutmaster Lumpus!

Lumpus

I despise you, Lazlo.

Lazlo

I love you, Scoutmaster Lumpus!

Lumpus

I despise you, Lazlo.

Lazlo

I love you, Scoutmaster Lumpus!

Raj

Careful, Lazlo.

Lazlo

[spills some tea] Oops.

Raj

Don't spill it!

Lazlo

Wow! It's like magma from the Earth's core.

Raj

More powerful than that. You must be quite mindful.