Quartermaster quotes from Camp Camp

Quartermaster

We're here, Camp Campbell! We've spared every expense. All of 'em. Each expense, we spared it. We said nope, not gonna spend it.

Neil

If we were in charge, things would be so much better. No scrubbing, no outdoors...

Max

No David.

Neil

We should just revolt!

Max

You know what? You're right! Aren't you all sick of this lowly work? It's time we take control of our lives and fight back! Who's with me?!

YEAH!

David

I'm just so excited!

Gwen

Yeah. You keep saying that.

David

Well, because it's true. The Cameron Campbell is coming tomorrow! Maybe he'll give us the raise. Or tell me I'm like the son he never had!

Gwen

Or explain why he's wanted by the government.

David

Or, yeah, that. There's that.

Gwen

I don't know. I feel bad making the campers work so hard just to impress that guy.

David

Don't worry. Once we tell them about the ice cream pizza party, I'm sure they'll see it was all worth it!

Quartermaster

WE GOT OURSELVES AN UPRISIN'!

David

I want each of you to go out and find or make a gift that truly exemplifies your love and admiration for our hardworking groundskeeper!

Quartermaster

I have given you nothing to revere. I will betray you all when the opportunity arises.

David

Quartermaster, to try and show you just how much I care about you-

Quartermaster

You'll be first.

Quartermaster

Parents're here.

Cameron Campbell

Fuck.