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S1 E4

Camp Camp · Season 1, Episode 4

Neil, Max and others in “Camp Cool Kidz”

Neil

If we were in charge, things would be so much better. No scrubbing, no outdoors...

Max

No David.

Neil

We should just revolt!

Max

You know what? You're right! Aren't you all sick of this lowly work? It's time we take control of our lives and fight back! Who's with me?!

Campers

YEAH!

[Cut to David and Gwen approaching the mess hall from outside]

David

I'm just so excited!

Gwen

Yeah. You keep saying that.

David

Well, because it's true. The Cameron Campbell is coming tomorrow! Maybe he'll give us the raise. Or tell me I'm like the son he never had!

Gwen

Or explain why he's wanted by the government.

David

Or, yeah, that. There's that.

Gwen

I don't know. I feel bad making the campers work so hard just to impress that guy.

David

Don't worry. Once we tell them about the ice cream pizza party, I'm sure they'll see it was all worth it!

[David and Gwen enter the mess hall, only to see Max grinning back at them while campers run amok; the Quartermaster has been tied up in a chair]

Quartermaster

WE GOT OURSELVES AN UPRISIN'!

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