Parents're here.
Fuck.
“Parents' Day” · Season 2, Episode 12
In this episode: Max (3), David (3), Cameron Campbell (3), Gwen (2), Nikki (1), Quartermaster (1)
Max, that is it! I am fed up with your bad attitude! Why do you always have to bring everyone else down instead of try just a little bit to have fun?
David- [hands him the folder with Max's Camp Camp enrollment form]
Now let's all put on a happy face, go out there, and show everyone just how great you are at- [opens the folder] um-
[David stares at Max's enrollment form; apart from his name and age, his parents wrote nothing about him]
I told you. They didn't care. [leaves, fighting back tears] Just make something up so we can get this over with.
Max, I- I didn't know.
And now, for our final, and most important performance- [David and Gwen look at Campbell from behind the curtains, then at Max, who is sitting dejectedly in a corner] give it up for Davey, Gladys, aand- [sees nobody there, then Max's form on the floor] Uh- what the what? Oh, don't tell me I lost another kid! [surprised campers and parents stand up] Uh, that may have sounded incriminating, but- [flees offstage]
Why are we here? What about Campbell's big show?
It's stupid.
What?
You're right. It's stupid. You shouldn't have to pretend for anyone.
Are you... okay?
I'm sorry, Max. I try to always see the good in things. And I try to get others to see the same, but- pretending things are okay when they're not doesn't help anything. I'm sorry your parents don't care enough, Max. You have every right to be angry. You deserve to be happy, and I hope you can find that here at Camp. Even if it's not today.
Life sucks sometimes, but at least there's pizza.
David?
Yeah?
[Max hugs David, then goes back to standing there]
That never happened.
Okay, Max.
Seriously, I will murder you if this gets back to the gang!
You bastards! You goddamn bastards! Don't you know who I am? I am Cameron C. Campbell! I'm richer than all of you combined! I was the Prime Minister of Thailand for Christ's sake!
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Tell it to your cell mates in Super Guantanamo.
This is all your fault, Davey! I swear on my Minor League Baseball teams, you haven't heard the last of me...
So, yeah, that's our camp!
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