“Camp Cool Kidz” quotes from Camp Camp

Neil

If we were in charge, things would be so much better. No scrubbing, no outdoors...

Max

No David.

Neil

We should just revolt!

Max

You know what? You're right! Aren't you all sick of this lowly work? It's time we take control of our lives and fight back! Who's with me?!

YEAH!

David

I'm just so excited!

Gwen

Yeah. You keep saying that.

David

Well, because it's true. The Cameron Campbell is coming tomorrow! Maybe he'll give us the raise. Or tell me I'm like the son he never had!

Gwen

Or explain why he's wanted by the government.

David

Or, yeah, that. There's that.

Gwen

I don't know. I feel bad making the campers work so hard just to impress that guy.

David

Don't worry. Once we tell them about the ice cream pizza party, I'm sure they'll see it was all worth it!

Quartermaster

WE GOT OURSELVES AN UPRISIN'!

David

Max, I am very disappointed in you! But also torn, because you were clearly paying attention in knot-tying class!

Cameron Campbell

The old taking over the camp from the counselors and tying them to the flagpole routine. I remember my first time. [goes inside the mess hall, taking a stack of bills from the safe, then comes back outside]

Max

Hey, Cam? Can't you see this guy is a terrible counselor and he needs to be dealt with?

Cameron Campbell

Huh? Oh, sorry kids, I've got other things to deal with. Campbell's got a poker game to get to! I'm not gonna give too many details, but let's just say if I win, I could end up being the Prime Minister of Thailand.

Neil

But our revolution!

Max

This is serious! We're leading a charge to make a difference! We're the 99%! I saw it on TV!

Cameron Campbell

Ah, you kids and your dreams! So full of hope and ignorance. Someday you'll learn that no matter how righteous you think your cause is, there's always someone bigger to keep you down! And that day is today and that someone is me.