Nerris[notices a couple with one holding a sword] WHOA! Where are they going!?
[forces Nerris to move along] Nowhere! Probably some drug convention!
[Harrison is watching a street magician]
SMStreet Magician
Find the silver ball. [as he shuffles the cups] Get an authentic Dolex watch!
Heh. What an amateur. He doesn't even have a ball.
[grabs Harrison's arm and yanks him away] Harrison!
DDolph
David, look! Zat baldman is handing out flyers with a picture of me!
[forces Dolph back to the group] Let's go this way.
YAYoung Adult Woman
Hello, sir. Would you like to help save the kids?
I'M TRYING! [the woman walks away]
MIMan in Trenchcoat
[walks up to David] Hey, wanna have a good time?
[rhetorically answering] Sure! David loves having a good time!
[nervously laughs] No thanks.
MIMan in Trenchcoat
[opens his trenchcoat to reveal flyers and brochures to the museum while his shirt reads "I ❤️ Trench Coats"] You sure? Kids get in free to the museum today! There's hot air balloon rides to the park, all kinds of fun activates for all ages!
We're actually looking for some of our missing friends. About, yay high, real nerdy?
MIMan in Trenchcoat
Hm... If I were to start somewhere, I'd go with downtown. That's why I got lost as a kid. Good luck! [David and the rest of the campers wave "bye" at him cheerfully; to himself, sadly] Ugh. Never did find my parents.
[David and the other campers get out of a van]
Thanks again for the ride! [walks off]
VDVan Driver
Anytime! [gets out a bag of candy for the campers] Don't forget about the free candy I promised ya! [the campers cheer in excitement]
Nikki? Max? Are you in this horrible alley? [a mugger walks up to him from behind] Scream once if you're being murdered.
MMugger
Alright, hand it over!
[turns to look at the mugger and raises his hands up] Oh my gosh!
MMugger
I mean it, pal! I'll cut you a new one!
[The campers walk up to David, while they examine what they got from the driver]
Whoa! Full size candy bars? That guy wasn't messing around.
[waves a candy bar to David] David! You gotta see this!
MMugger
[notices the kids behind David] Oh, are all these kids with you? Oh man, it's hard out there for a single parent, isn't it?
MMugger
Oh here, please. [gives David his knife] You need this more than I do. This city is dangerous, but be careful, it's incredibly sharp. Mugged a lot of people with this knife and now you will do.
Oh. My fingerprints are on this now.
Nerris
Wow! David got the Sword of Truth! Bonus D 30 by 63 points!
MMugger
[as he walks off] Always listen to your dad, kids!
Nerris
[walks up to Ered] If you're looking for something to do, wanna join me for some LARPing?
[looks up at the ramp where "Race" Kid is on] I mean... [looks back at Nerris, who is sweating for an answer] ...Sure? [Nerris gasps in excitement as the sweat is off her] It looks like there's nothing better to do. [The Butterfinger Effect hits her as she looks at Nerris, who has suddenly changed her outfit into a band player's] That's weird, when did you start playing an instrument?
Nerris
I have no idea!
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