I don't know about everybody else, but I would love some chicken.
Yes, as would I!
I'll take a drumstick.
I'm a breast girl myself. [Glances at Tara] But, then again, you knew that.
S6Life Serial
What the hell is that?
Death Star, dude! Wicked, huh?
Uh, thermal exhaust port's above the main port, numbnuts.
For your information, I'm using the Empire's revised design from Return of the Jedi.
That's a flawed design!
[awed] The Slayer touched you.
Yeah, it was sexy the way she touched me real hard with her fists.
I don't really know how to say this, but it's a little like having Mom back.
In this scenario I am your mother?
Wanna be my shiftless absentee father?
Is there some sort of, um, rakish uncle?
I'm just saying, thank you. So much.
Buffy, a word in your ear. If you think of the store as a library, it'll help you concentrate on your service rather than selling.
Yes. And then I'm going to marry Bob Dole and raise penguins in Guam.
[Cleaning his glasses and not really listening] Yes, quite, yes.
S6All the Way
So what are you supposed to be?
AAnya
An angel.
Oh, shouldn't you have wings?
AAnya
Um, no, this is a special kind of angel called a Charlie. We don't have wings, we just skate around with perfect hair fighting crime.
What happened to Xander?
He kept poking me with his hook. I sent him over to Charmed Objects. With any luck, he'll poke the wrong one and end up in an alternative dimension inhabited by a fifty-foot Giles that squishes annoying teeny pirates.
[Xander has announced his engagement to Anya; the two are kissing with uncomfortable intensity.]
[softly] Did you know about this?
No. Unless I blocked it from my memory, much as I will Xander's vigorous use of his tongue.
[Giles takes off his glasses and cleans them on his shirt]
[shocked] Is that why you're always cleaning your glasses? So you won't have to see what we're doing?
Tell no one.
[after her first kiss] Shiver me timbers.
...
JJustin
That was your first kiss.
I've been kissed before. I kiss all the time, not that I'm a kiss slut. Just with the lips and the pressing together and stuff. Hey, expert here! OK, OK, that was my first kiss.
Were you parking? With a vamp?
I didn't know he was dead.
JJustin
Living dead.
Shut up.
How did you not know?
I just met him.
Oh, so you were parking with a boy you just met?
JJustin
We've seen each other at parties.
Shut up.
Oh, like you've never fallen for a vampire?
That was different.
It always is when it's you.
Uh, excuse me! Can we fight now?
Didn't anyone come here just to make out? [one couple raises their hands] Oh, that's sweet. [points at couple] You run, [points at another vampire] you scream.
S6Once More, With Feeling
[From "Rest In Peace"]
I died so many years ago.
But you can make me feel,
Like it isn't so.
Why you come to be with me,
I think I finally know.
You're scared, ashamed of what you feel.
You can't tell the ones you love,
You know they couldn't deal.
Whisper in the deadman's ear,
It doesn't make it real.
That's great,
But I don't wanna play.
Being with you touches me,
More than I can say.
But since I'm only dead to you,
I'm saying "stay away"
And let me rest in peace.
AAnya
She came from the grave much graver.
First he'll kill her, then I'll save her.
Everything is turning out so dark.
Going through the motions...
No, I'll save her, then I'll kill her.
I think this line's mostly filler...
What's it gonna take to strike a spark?
These endless days are finally ending in a blaze
AAll
And we are caught in the fire
The point of no return.
So we will walk through the fire,
And let it
Burn.
[From "Something To Sing About"]
Life's a song you don't get to rehearse
And every single verse
Can make it that much worse
Still my friends don't know why I ignore
The million things or more
I should be dancing for.
All the joys life sends
Family and friends
All the twists and bends
Knowing that it ends
Well that depends
On if they let you go
On if they know enough to know
That when you've bowed
You leave the crowd
There was no pain;
No fear, no doubt
'Til they pulled me out of Heaven
So that's my refrain
I live in Hell
'Cause I was expelled from Heaven.
I think I was in Heaven.
["Something to Sing About"]
Life's not a song;
Life isn't bliss.
Life is just this.
It's living
You'll get along
The pain that you feel
You only can heal
By living
You have to go on living
So one of us is living.
The hardest thing in this world... is to live in it.
[From "Sweet's Song (Reprise)"]
SSweet
What a lot of fun
You guys have been real swell.
And there's not a one
Who can say this ended well.
All those secrets you've been concealing.
Say you're happy now
Once more with feeling.
Now I gotta run.
See you all
In Hell.
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