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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 6

“Life Serial” quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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“Life Serial” · Season 6

In this episode: Rupert Giles (3), Buffy Summers (2), Andrew Wells (2), Jonathan Levinson (2), Willow Rosenberg (1), Dawn Summers (1), Tara Maclay (1), Warren Mears (1)

I don't know about everybody else, but I would love some chicken.

Yes, as would I!

I'll take a drumstick.

I'm a breast girl myself. [Glances at Tara] But, then again, you knew that.

What the hell is that?

Death Star, dude! Wicked, huh?

Uh, thermal exhaust port's above the main port, numbnuts.

For your information, I'm using the Empire's revised design from Return of the Jedi.

That's a flawed design!

I don't really know how to say this, but it's a little like having Mom back.

In this scenario I am your mother?

Wanna be my shiftless absentee father?

Is there some sort of, um, rakish uncle?

I'm just saying, thank you. So much.

Buffy, a word in your ear. If you think of the store as a library, it'll help you concentrate on your service rather than selling.

Yes. And then I'm going to marry Bob Dole and raise penguins in Guam.

[Cleaning his glasses and not really listening] Yes, quite, yes.

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