You can't imagine the price for true evil.
Yeah? I hope evil takes MasterCard.
S3Consequences
You sent your boy to kill me.
That's right, I did.
He's dust.
I thought he might be, what with you standing here and all.
I guess that means you have a job opening.
[about Faith] So she saved you.
She could have left me there to die, Giles, but she didn't.
She opted to come back to town with you then. That bodes well. She still has a lot to face before she can put this behind her.
I'm not gonna give up on her.
[sighs] Then I think she stands a chance.
S3Enemies
And you say this demon wanted cash? That's very unusual.
Demons after money. Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.
There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.
Got the address. I beat it out of Willy the snitch personally.
You beat up Willy?
Sure. Well, actually, let's just say I applied some pressure. Or more accurately, that I asked politely. And then... Okay, I bribed him.
How much?
Twenty-eight bucks. Does the council reimburse for that kinda stuff?
Did you get a receipt?
Damn...
I know this. It's down by the bus station. Not the nicest part of town.
Again. See, no standards. I mean, any self-respecting demon should be living in a pit of filth or a nice crypt.
You know how some people hate to say I told you so? Not me. I told you so. Angel's back in the really bad sense, and um, I told you so.
Angelus has turned? Xander, this is terribly serious. Are you sure?
Gee, let me think. Kind of hard to tell. Last thing I remember was his fist.
We must contact Giles immediately.
Good thinking. Let's waste time with a lively debate. Leave Buffy alone, and see how dead she gets.
Slow down, Xander. This isn't Wesley's fault.
Actually, it is. Faith was your responsibility. Guess who's Angel's new playmate?
Faith and Angel? Together?
Imagine the possibilities.
S3Earshot
[after Buffy begins to hear people's thoughts]
And Buffy, be careful with this gift. A lot of things that seem strong and good and powerful, they can be painful.
Like, say... immortality?
Exactly. I'm dying to get rid of that.
Funny.
[deadpan] I'm a funny guy.
[voice over] I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me and she becomes me. I cease to exist. [out loud] Hmm.
[voice over] What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex! Help! Four times five is 30. Five times six is 32. Naked girls. Naked women! And naked Buffy! Oh, stop me!
God, Xander! Is that all you think about?
Actually... bye. [bolts from the library]
You had sex with Giles? You had sex with Giles?!
It was the candy! We were teenagers!
On the hood of a police car?!
[goes to leave, glances back] I'll be downstairs. [exits] You feel better!
Twice!?
[Buffy finds Jonathan in the clock tower with a rifle.]
Go away!
Never gonna happen.
You think I won't use this?
I don't know, Jonathan. I just –
Stop doing that!
Doing what?
Stop saying my name like we're friends! We're not friends! You all think I'm an idiot! A short idiot!
I don't. I don't think about you much at all. Nobody here really does. Bugs you, doesn't it? You have all this pain and all these feelings, and nobody's really paying attention?
You think I just want attention?
No. I think you're up in the clock tower with a high-powered rifle because you wanna blend in. Believe it or not, Jonathan, I understand about the pain.
Jonathan [bitterly]: Oh, right! Because the burden of being beautiful and athletic, that's a crippler!
You know what? I was wrong. You are an idiot. My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it. Sometimes more than I can handle. And it's not just mine. Every single person down there is ignoring your pain because they're too busy with their own. The beautiful ones. The popular ones. The guys that pick on you. Everyone. If you could hear what they were feeling. The loneliness. The confusion. It looks quiet down there. It's not. It's deafening... You know, I could've taken that by now.
I know.
[holds out hand] I'd rather do it this way. [gently takes the rifle from Jonathan as he hands it to her]
[Buffy and Giles are walking toward the high school.]
Well, it's nice to be able to help someone in a non-slaying capacity. Except he's starting to get that look, you know, like he's gonna ask me to prom.
Well, it would probably be good for his self-esteem, if you...
Oh, come on! What am I, Saint Buffy? He's, like, three feet tall!
I'm glad to see you've recovered from your psychic encounter more or less intact. Feel up to some training?
Sure. We can work out after school. You know, if you're not too busy having sex with my mother!
[Giles walks right into a tree.]
[After Buffy and Xander discover that a lunch lady has been putting rat poison in the students' food]
Rat poison! Rat poison! Drop your spoons. Step away from the spoons.
Okay, let's calm down.
LLunch Lady
Vermin. You're all vermin. You come in here, and you eat... and you eat... filth.
I don't see this being settled with logic.
S3Choices
[Buffy and Angel are hunting vampires in a cemetery at night.]
So this is our future? This is how we're going to spend our nights when I'm fifty and you're... the same age you are now?
[A vampire growls behind them.]
Let's just get you to fifty.
Liking that plan.
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