I miss Linda already.
I miss Stacy. And Linda.
And Debbie?
And Debbie.
There is no Debbie!
Then how come I miss her so much?
Because you're nuts.
S2 E11The Beard
S2 E12Turnaround
[talking about the dance] Well, I'm not going.
My only hope!... I mean, why?
It's a protest. The concept of a turnaround dance is that all the other times only the boys get to ask. That is gender-biased thinking and we have to get beyond that... Besides, that weekend my daddy's taking me to New York for Christmas shopping!
What? Just because she's the coolest girl in our grade, you don't think she'd ask me?
If a bomb dropped on the school and every other guy was killed... she'd go with the most popular dead guy.
[After Ingrid's makeover] Woah, she looks just like Becky!
BBecky
I am Becky.
[about to take a picture for the yearbook]
Dumped.
Dumped.
Cheese.
Shawn! Come on, positioning. How do you expect to be asked out with your head in your locker?
BBecky
[while Shawn's head is still in the locker] Shawn, would you go to the Turnaround dance with me?
Eric I don't want to hurt Ingrid she's a nice girl But enough about her, get me out of this date.
Look, you heard what Dad said.
Oh, please, he's old. He's out of touch. I mean, the last girl he dated was Mom.
No, no, no, no Cor, Cor, Cor You have to go with Ingrid. You bail on this girl, it's all over for you.
Why? It's one girl, one date.
No, no, no You dump one girl, they're all gonna know and they're all gonna hate you. Remember, women are in constant communication with each other.
What are you talking about?
(Morgan walks in) Say Cor, did you enjoy the vegetarian chili mom made last night as much as I did? You know, sometimes I think we take our great mom for granted.
Eric, could we please stick to my problem for a second here?
Yes, your problem. Your problem is the international women's network. Look, you blow off this girl, everybody online's gonna know about it in the morning.
Oh, I don't believe that.
Well, you could be right, then again
[walks in] I didn't know you liked my chili. What can I get my wonderful boys for dinner tomorrow night?
And bad news, it travels even faster.
S2 E13Cyrano
Didn't I tell Frankie to dispose of you guys?
Yes, and he did. He killed us big time.
And now we're the angels of ourselves.
And it's time for us to float away. Come on, Shawn, float.
Either of you angels seen my girl?
You mean Gloria? No, we haven't seen her.
There's no way we could've seen her. We were in a locker the whole time.
The whole time what, boys?
Come on, Shawn! FLOAT! FLOAT!
S2 E14I Am Not a Crook
Jonathan, all I'm hearing from your little election are ridiculous promises and character assassination.
Too much like the real thing, George?
So how's the campaign?
Well, we're taking it in a new direction.
And that would be... down?
Shawn, you're squealing.
Well that's what someone does when their best friend takes a gun and stabs them in the back right in front of their own eyes!
S2 E15Breaking Up is Really, Really Hard to Do
You think too much. Do what I do: don't think.
TMr. Turner
(reading Shawn's poem)
"My uncle Ralph, he does not care,
'Cause twice a month, he gets welfare.
My uncle Chuck has nylon hair,
He bought the rug with his welfare."
[skimming ahead] "Old Corvair... long nose hair... electric chair..." It's a very colorful family you have there, Shawn.
I didn't use their real names. Is that okay?
TMr. Turner
Oh, yeah. The less I know, the better.
[looking in a textbook] Oh, and who is this raven-haired beauty?
That's Leonardo da Vinci. Stop that, you're scaring me!
WWendy
Is it okay if I go tell all of my friends?
Sure and I tell all of mine...SHAWN! Hey look at me Im a couple
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