Boy Meets World · Season 2
Look at me Im alone [Looking down]
[Looking at his test results] And you will be until your grades come up, Now until I see some letters here closer to the front of the alphabet... youre not going to any more dates.
[Looking sad] Mom, Mommy
Aww, Alan how can you be so cruel to my sweet little baby.
Well it was your idea. Eric you cant rely on your looks to get you through life.
But all I want to be is a weatherman
[In a flashforward where Cory and Shawn are old men]
How long you been married?
...Who?
...What?
...They want you to take the rolls
You think too much. Do what I do- don't think.
[Eric is banging his head on a locker.]
Locker Head Man! I heard your signal and came as quickly as I could!
A haircut?? This is your solution to girls? I suppose when I'm starving, you'll buy me some pants?!
(to Cory after making out with a girl at Chubbie's) Remember in health class, that section on the movement of blood? I understand it now.
I'm on an emotional roller coaster.
(discussing Wendy)
She's just a little girl playing house.
Amy, sweetheart, she's a little blond loon!
Hey guys, where ya been?
Hey, I can get a haircut, as many as I want!
So after she made us dessert and read to us I walked her home and right there on the porch I laid out. I said "Wendy, it's over. Forever."
How'd she react?
Well, she invited me in for oatmeal cookies, Grandma Jansen played the organ and we all sang Big Rock-Candy Mountain.
Nice knowing ya.
You know, they have four generations living in the same house. The men don't say much.
A haircut?? This is your girl substitute? So If i was straving you'd buy me pants?
You're gonna love Cory. You wouldn't believe how mature he is.
Hey guys, look at me! I'm a fountain! [blows water out of his mouth] I've gotta show Shawn! [runs upstairs] Shawn!
I'll talk to Cory. He won't do the fountain. He won't blow milk bubbles out of his nose. He won't even do Armpit Theater.
[Cory has just ridden the roller coaster.]
Piece of cake...
What?
I threw up a piece of cake.
I have a radio voice!
And I have a radio face!
He says one thing and then he does another. He's being a hypochondriac.
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