[eating pie] Oh, oh, that is delicious! What kind is this?
GGuy
Pie.
S4 E1You Can Go Home Again
AMAmish Man
Young friend, how far art thou traveling?
Me?
AMAmish Man
Yes, thee.
Ah, well I'm going to Philadelphia.
AMAmish Man
Well, I'm going as far as that farmhouse, there.
That farmhouse there?
AMAmish Man
Yes. That farmhouse, there.
I see. Well I'm going to Philadelphia.
AMAmish Man
Well, I could take you as far as that farmhouse, there.
And that's very nice of you, but maybe I'll just wait for some form of transportation that involves...combustion.
AMAmish Man
I understand. But if you change your mind, I'll be at that farmhouse, there.
Yes, but see if that's as far as you're going then it does me no good.
AMAmish Man
That is true. But my intent was just, and my heart is pure. [rides off]
Also does me no good.
Eric we have to go home and here's why, I'm completly out of clean underwear.
Eh' Big deal, I ran out a week ago. I'm sittin' pretty.
Yes but you see, I don't know if you've noticed, but I've also run out of pants.
[Eric screams]
I want to go home.
I want you in pants!
S4 E2Hair Today, Goon Tomorrow
Check it out, I already made up a theme song. [singing]
When a crime breaks out,
All the cute girls shout
"Get the good-looking guy"!
When there's a crime out there,
He's gonna comb his hair,
'Cuz he's the good-looking guy!
[stops singing and winks]
Book 'em, good-looking!
Every time I get a haircut, it looks terrible for about six weeks. Then it looks good for, like, a day, then it's time for a new haircut. It's what I call the "Haircut Cycle of Shame."
Cory, one little haircut is not going to change me.
Where are you going?
This outfit with this hair? Hello, buh bye, I am so at the mall.
S4 E3I Ain't Gonna Spray Lettuce No More
Dad? You can't quit! I can't support this family! I am not a monkey!
Wow! And to think you were my only rich friend.
Comfortable. Never rich.
Indoor plumbing? Rich.
That's okay. You're my friend, and I'm gonna teach you how to be poor.
Would ya?
Well, it's not gonna be easy. You come from a world of many pants.
Might I suggest, for the sake of communal bliss, that you outfit yourselves with one of those two-person sleeping bags that are currently on sale at Kendall's?
George, you rascal!
I go camping...I don't fish...You do the math.
Eighteen dollars for socks? Come on, man!
SOStore Owner
They are thermal, they are double-layered, and they are moisture-proof!
They're eighteen dollars, and they're socks! I'm a teacher, not a heart surgeon!
S4 E4Fishing for Virna
I am here with a heavy heart to reveal that somebody has something he would like to return to you.
[Herman steps up and pulls a shampoo bottle from behind his back.]
Of all the valuable things we have in this trailer, and you steal our shampoo? What kind of little weird thief are you?
HHerman
I am sorry for my transgression and the betrayal of your trust. With that said, I return your Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific.
[smelling Herman's hair] You used some, didn't you?
HHerman
I am shamefaced.
Eight lanes and not one stinking island. You gotta be Moses to get across that highway!
S4 E5Shallow Boy
You think this is funny?
No, Mistress Topanga, I think this is the opposite of funny. I think it's...wood.
CCorinna
I'm surprised you had the guts to show up.
[seeing her Goth look] I'm surprised you're out when the sun is up.
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