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Boy Meets World · Season 2, Episode 15

“Breaking Up is Really, Really Hard to Do” quotes from Boy Meets World

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“Breaking Up is Really, Really Hard to Do” · Season 2, Episode 15

In this episode: Shawn Hunter (6), Eric Matthews (5), Cory Matthews (4), Alan Matthews (3), Amy Matthews (2), Jason (2)

TMr. Turner

(reading Shawn's poem)

"My uncle Ralph, he does not care,

'Cause twice a month, he gets welfare.

My uncle Chuck has nylon hair,

He bought the rug with his welfare."

[skimming ahead] "Old Corvair... long nose hair... electric chair..." It's a very colorful family you have there, Shawn.

I didn't use their real names. Is that okay?

TMr. Turner

Oh, yeah. The less I know, the better.

[looking in a textbook] Oh, and who is this raven-haired beauty?

That's Leonardo da Vinci. Stop that, you're scaring me!

WWendy

Is it okay if I go tell all of my friends?

Sure and I tell all of mine...SHAWN! Hey look at me Im a couple

Look at me Im alone [Looking down]

[Looking at his test results] And you will be until your grades come up, Now until I see some letters here closer to the front of the alphabet... youre not going to any more dates.

[Looking sad] Mom, Mommy

Aww, Alan how can you be so cruel to my sweet little baby.

Well it was your idea. Eric you cant rely on your looks to get you through life.

But all I want to be is a weatherman

[In a flashforward where Cory and Shawn are old men]

You think too much. Do what I do- don't think.

[Eric is banging his head on a locker.]

A haircut?? This is your solution to girls? I suppose when I'm starving, you'll buy me some pants?!

(to Cory after making out with a girl at Chubbie's) Remember in health class, that section on the movement of blood? I understand it now.

She's just a little girl playing house.

Amy, sweetheart, she's a little blond loon!

AAlan (conversationally)

Hey guys, where ya been?

Hey, I can get a haircut, as many as I want!

So after she made us dessert and read to us I walked her home and right there on the porch I laid out. I said "Wendy, it's over. Forever."

How'd she react?

Well, she invited me in for oatmeal cookies, Grandma Jansen played the organ and we all sang Big Rock-Candy Mountain.

Nice knowing ya.

You know, they have four generations living in the same house. The men don't say much.

A haircut?? This is your girl substitute? So If i was straving you'd buy me pants?

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