Jason quotes from Boy Meets World

Jason

Locker Head Man! I heard your signal and came as quickly as I could!

Eric

[looking in a textbook] Oh, and who is this raven-haired beauty?

Jason

That's Leonardo da Vinci. Stop that, you're scaring me!

Eric

Jason, I don't skate. At all.

Jason

Well, hey. C'mon, Canadians skate. How hard could it be?

Eric

It's like I'm in S.A.T. Zone. All my other senses are completely shut down. [knocks soup into lap]

Jason

Eric?

Eric

Wha?

Jason

You just spilled soup on your lap.

Eric

What? [Jason nods. Eric looks down.] Ahhh! Hot! Hot!