Boy Meets World quotes

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50's Topanga: The name's T.L.
Cory: Stands for Topanga Lawrence.
50's Topanga: Stands for "Tough Luck" for suckers who don't know better.

Amy: Come on Morgan, let's go watch TV.
Morgan: TV's not funny. Cory's life is funny.

Animal Control Man: Is this really your pig?
Turner: No, I've got my ark parked outside and I'm one pig short.

Animal Control Man: Let's save ourselves time, a lot of unpleasantries. You've got a pig. I want it.
Shawn: This pig you speak of, could you describe him?
Animal Control Man: It looks like... A GREAT BIG LION!
Shawn: Oh, well, that's not our pig!
Cory: 'Cause, uh, we don't have one! So, Mr. Animal Control Man, kindly vacate my home at once or else I will be forced to call the Animal Control Control People. Yes, sir. Isn't that right, my dear Shawn?
Shawn: It sure is, my little Cory. [the pig comes down the stairs] Okay, who shaved the dog?

Chet: Shawn, I'm gonna do something I haven't done since you were a very little boy.
Shawn: Get a job?

Cory: [looking at his chemistry paper] I got an A, Shawn.
Shawn: [looking at his own paper] Wow, a D! I'm riding your coattails!
[After starting a fire in the chemistry lab]

Cory: [talking to Amber the dolphin] So, Amber, you're separated from your mate, huh? I know how you feel. Not that Topanga's my mate or anything, I just believe she is. It's funny, though. People tell you to get on with your life, go date, there's plenty of other fish in the sea. Like I need to tell you! See, we know that once we've met that special person, it's hard to live knowing they're out there, and they're the only one you care about. All those things I did, I wasn't trying to impress her, I just didn't know how to express my feelings. Well, at least I tried, huh? And now I'm talking to a fish. [tosses a fish to Amber] See ya, Amber.

Cory: All right, Shawn, not to put a damper on our plans or anything, but it occurred to me in a moment of clarity that we don't ski.
Shawn: We don't learn, but we go to school, don't we?

Cory: Don't expect my paper on time, Mr. Feeny.
Feeny: I never do.

Cory: Eric, how could you plan the rave on the same day as Mom and Dad's anniversary?
Eric: Hey, you're lookin' at me like I'm inconsiderate. I had no idea when Mom and Dad's anniversary was, so there!

Cory: I came here to woo her, and by gum, woo her I will.

Cory: I'm going out into the blizzard with just one mitten. Godspeed to me!

Cory: I'm going to hell, and you know what the worst part is?
Shawn: What?
Cory: They're going to expect me to put out the fire.

Cory: Oh, didn't you hear? The school's all-American point guard is being tutored by the school's all-American cheesehead.

Cory: Shawn, I've been at this school for two years, and people still call me "Eric's brother," "Shawn's friend," or my favorite, "Hey kid, move!"