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Boy Meets World · Season 5

Boy Meets World Season 5 quotes

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S5 E1Brothers

[referring to candles] Oh, those are for Topanga. Those set the mood.

Kinda looks like a church in here.

You're ruining the mood!

You have a picture of your brother in your wallet?

Yeah, why?

Oh, nothing. I just think it's sweet. I'm in there too, right?

You will be.

S5 E2Boy Meets Real World

An excellent start on your documentary, Mr. Matthews.

What?

Yes, excellent. I said excellent, and I was talking about something you did. I don't know what came over me.

You have five minutes of me in the shower. You can't use that!

It's for the European version. If I don't get into NYU, my next choice is Sweden YU.

S5 E3It's Not You... It's Me

Look, Mr. Feeny. Let's not waste anyone's time. Cory and I, we broke up.

It should've happened sooner!

But we stayed together for the kids...

[Feeny looks puzzled]

...in the class.

[holding an open book] And that, Mr. Hunter, is how babies are made.

I still don't believe him.

You don't get it. We're in college now. We're being judged on a whole new level. Theories and footnotes, shades of meaning, nuance, spelling, where does it end? WHERE DOES IT END?

S5 E4Fraternity Row

[Jack gets off the elevator in a red dress, high heels and a matching kerchief]

I don't want to talk about it, okay?

Yeah, well, I do! You took that out of my closet!

MProfessor Michaels

Free will. Wanna take a shot?

Do I really have a choice?

MProfessor Michaels

Ooh, gotta take five.

S5 E5The Witches of Pennbrook

I'm just uncomfortable picking up girls.

Watch and learn. [gets very close to Jack's face with a weird smile]

What are you doing?

I'm loving you with my eyes.

Please don't.

S5 E6No Guts, No Cory

[Eric has been told that he cannot enlist due to flat feet.]

Everybody's doing their part in this war. I want to help. I'm going back to that recruitment office and tell them that a little case of flat feet isn't gonna stop Eric Matthews from fighting those evil Canadians.

I have a feeling it's not the flat feet.

Cory, we're going down to enlist. Uncle Sam wants us. I wasn't gonna go, but he was pointing right at me.

S5 E7I Love You, Donna Karan - Part I

It's like you and Topanga, a perfect fit.

Yeah, but I didn't fall in love with her luggage.

Mr. Feeny, we found this purse. Who runs the Lost and Found?

[pause] I do, Mr. Matthews. I teach English, history and film, and I run the Lost and Found.

We'll put up a notice.

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