Cory, Eric and others in “Turnaround”

Cory

Eric I don't want to hurt Ingrid she's a nice girl But enough about her, get me out of this date.

Eric

Look, you heard what Dad said.

Cory

Oh, please, he's old. He's out of touch. I mean, the last girl he dated was Mom.

Eric

No, no, no, no Cor, Cor, Cor You have to go with Ingrid. You bail on this girl, it's all over for you.

Cory

Why? It's one girl, one date.

Eric

No, no, no You dump one girl, they're all gonna know and they're all gonna hate you. Remember, women are in constant communication with each other.

Cory

What are you talking about?

Eric

(Morgan walks in) Say Cor, did you enjoy the vegetarian chili mom made last night as much as I did? You know, sometimes I think we take our great mom for granted.

Cory

Eric, could we please stick to my problem for a second here?

Eric

Yes, your problem. Your problem is the international women's network. Look, you blow off this girl, everybody online's gonna know about it in the morning.

Cory

Oh, I don't believe that.

Eric

Well, you could be right, then again

Amy

[walks in] I didn't know you liked my chili. What can I get my wonderful boys for dinner tomorrow night?

Eric

And bad news, it travels even faster.