So how come you're taking your garbage back inside the house?
Wolves have a keen sense of smell. The garbage would only attract them.
So your plan is to lure them into your living room?
[Cory thinks he is turning into a werewolf]
S2 E6Who's Afraid of Cory Wolf?
MMMadame Mosbenskias
Come to me, Werewolf Boy.
You know.
MMMadame Mosbenskias
I know many things, I know you were bitten by a wolf.
It's true.
MMMadame Mosbenskias
I know you are now becoming a wolf.
That's amazing.
MMMadame Mosbenskias
I know you are recently divorced.
What?
MMMadame Mosbenskias
You're not Billy Joel?
No.
MMMadame Mosbenskias
Well, then, you're just a wolf.
Mr. Matthews, I wouldn't be taking out that garbage if I were you.
I had to. It was starting to move.
Haven't you heard?
I haven't heard anything. I live upstairs.
Well, it seems that a wolf escaped from the Philadelphia Zoo. Authorities believe that it may well be somewhere in our area.
A wolf? Out here in the burbs?
Yes. Probably looking for better schools.
So how come you're taking your garbage back inside the house?
Wolves have a keen sense of smell. The garbage would only attract them.
So your plan is to lure them into your living room?
S2 E7Wake Up, Little Cory
Why is my son so godlike and popular?
Because people have finally begun to realize how well brought up he is?
That the best you can do?
Yeah, well, my mom smoked when she was pregnant.
You know what I want? I want my good name back.
Well, some people might argue that Topanga isn't the best name to begin with.
S2 E8Band on the Run
Look who they got to play at the dance.
The Exits; they're great!
They're us!
Oooh... They're not so good.
BGBand guy
Hey, you. Busy?
You're not gonna ask me to the dance, are you?
BGBand guy
What if I did?
I'd say, "Pick me up at eight, but no slow dances."
S2 E9Fear Strikes Out
JJoey
That's a good one, Harley. That's a great one. I'm gonna be laughin' at that one for years and years. I'm gonna be tellin' my grandkids about it, like, 60 years from now. Unless I don't have grandkids, then I guess I'll have to tell some strange kids in the park, and the cops will come and say, "Hey, you, in the raincoat --"
Shut up!
JJoey
Okay.
You know, I'm thinking of becoming a poet. There once was a boy named Cory...
Who now has an interesting story...
He learned about kissing...
And all he was missing...
When he and Topanga made out!
Shawn, can you say "summer school"?
So, you're just doing this so you won't be different.
I'm just trying to survive this.
Oh.
No, it's not you, Topanga. It's me. I just can't perform under all this pressure.
It's Ok. Relax This happens to lots of guys.
How do you know?
Well, you know, girls talk.
Oh, man. Listen, when you talk to girls, this did not happen to me. Nothing happened. I mean, something happened, but Whatever was supposed to happen, did.
Cory, do you wanna just talk?
Could we?
So, what would you like to talk about?
Well, we could talk about what we're gonna tell them when we get out of here.
We could tell them we made out.
They'd know.
I could mess up my hair and you could change your shirt.
You'd have to smile a lot.
And you'd have to get that real sleepy, stupid look.
You could change your shirt, too.
Don't push it.
How come you're being so cool about this? I don't know.
Because you're nice.
S2 E10Sister Theresa
Last night T.K. and me talked on the phone for two hours. That beats my previous time spent on the phone with a girl by, like... two hours.
"TK loves CM." What could that possibly mean?
It must mean that someone named TK loves... corn muffins?
OK, everybody out in the hall. Let's go. Move it along. No talking. Single file.
Everybody but you, baboon. Frankie, you and Joey watch the door.
What's going on?
I am extremely distraught.
Do you happen to know why?
Yes. Someone has stolen the sweet, angelic smile from the face of my sister Theresa.
Your sister? You mean, T.K. is
Theresa Keiner. And nobody breaks the heart of Harley Keiner's sweet baby sister.
Look, Harley, I swear, I had no idea she was your sister.
You do realize you'd be dead already, except that Theresa says you're a gentleman. Lucky for you and your kneecaps, I deem this a very rare and desirable quality. Therefore, I am willing to let you take Theresa to the movies tonight as planned.
You know, we really don't have to go out.
No, you really do.
Ok
This will be a nice date, a polite date. You will be a perfect gentleman, 'cause otherwise, baboon, your next and final date is with Frankie.
And don't expect flowers.
TKT.K.
Mr. Matthews, Mrs. Matthews, thank you oh so very much for having me for dinner in your lovely home.
Oh, well thank you for the lobsters!
TKT.K.
You're welcome, I'm sure. [to Cory] How's the new me coming across, fuzzy?
You're doing great!
[Eric picks up a lobster]
Uh-oh! This guy's missing a claw.
[T.K. stands up.]
TKT.K.
That is it! I told them these were important people! This is a very big dinner for me! What do they do? They send me damaged goods!
[She takes the lobster and throws it across the room. She sits back down and notices everyone staring at her]
TKT.K.
Mr. Matthews, Mrs. Matthews, thank you oh so very much for having me for dinner in your lovely home.
S2 E11The Beard
[after being asked to give Shawn a note for the second time] Do I have an unlisted desk or something?
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