Shawn Hunter quotes from Boy Meets World

Cory

Shawn, this is bad. Chemicals explode.

Shawn

Oh no, this is bad.

Cory

We have to go stop the fire!

Shawn

No, I ended my paper with "In conclusion, chemicals don't explode"!

Cory

I'm going to hell, and you know what the worst part is?

Shawn

What?

Cory

They're going to expect me to put out the fire.

Let's save ourselves time, a lot of unpleasantries. You've got a pig. I want it.

Shawn

This pig you speak of, could you describe him?

It looks like... A GREAT BIG LION!

Shawn

Oh, well, that's not our pig!

Cory

'Cause, uh, we don't have one! So, Mr. Animal Control Man, kindly vacate my home at once or else I will be forced to call the Animal Control Control People. Yes, sir. Isn't that right, my dear Shawn?

Shawn

It sure is, my little Cory. [the pig comes down the stairs] Okay, who shaved the dog?

Shawn

Topanga, are you sweating?

Topanga

I don't sweat, I glisten.

Shawn

Yeah, well, you're glistening like a pig.

Shawn

You know, Mr. Feeny, just between you and me, it's stuff like this that really makes you unpopular.

Feeny

Sure, and it's lonely at the top, but I save a lot of money on Call Waiting.

Feeny

All right, Mr. Matthews, what was I saying?

Cory

I was too busy absorbing to listen.

Feeny

Very good. Mr. Hunter?

Shawn

Franklin Roosevelt and the New Deal.

Feeny

Dear Lord, he's right.

Shawn

It's been my answer for two years, Mr. Feeny. Sooner or later it had to pay off.

Shawn

[to Feeny] You're asking us for money, aren't you?

Feeny

Yes, I've hit rock bottom.

Shawn

Welcome!

Cory

All right, Shawn, not to put a damper on our plans or anything, but it occurred to me in a moment of clarity that we don't ski.

Shawn

We don't learn, but we go to school, don't we?

Shawn

There wasn't even any snow.

Cory

Yeah, what about that, Shawn? You told me that the weather report said "snow in the mountains."

Shawn

They did. They said the Rocky Mountains were blanketed with fresh powder.

Cory

The Rockies? Shawn, we're in the Poconos! Two thousand miles away from the Rocky Mountains!

Shawn

Oh, you mean that's a name? I thought it was a description. You know, like "chewy nougat."

Turner

You know those three little words that are very difficult to say to a woman unless you really mean them?

Shawn

"Is Father home?"

Turner

No! "I love you."

Shawn

Oh, well you're just real vulnerable right now.

Turner

What's her number?

Shawn

1-800-TAKE-A-COLD-SHOWER.

We have something to tell you.

[fretfully] Oh, no.

Shawn

[horrified] We're sisters!

Cory

what about protecting your family?

Shawn

I just did....You're my family

Feeny

Well, Mr. Hunter! I see you do listen in class sometimes.

Shawn

Well, some days you're talking so much I can't sleep.

Topanga

Cory, don't even try to call me for the next two weeks. I will be incommunicado.

Shawn

Wow, that's guts. We're studying and she's off to Mexico.