Shawn Hunter quotes from Boy Meets World

Eric

Dumped.

Cory

Dumped.

Shawn

Cheese.

Didn't I tell Frankie to dispose of you guys?

Cory

Yes, and he did. He killed us big time.

Shawn

And now we're the angels of ourselves.

Cory

And it's time for us to float away. Come on, Shawn, float.

Either of you angels seen my girl?

Cory

You mean Gloria? No, we haven't seen her.

Shawn

There's no way we could've seen her. We were in a locker the whole time.

The whole time what, boys?

Cory

Come on, Shawn! FLOAT! FLOAT!

Cory

Shawn, you're squealing.

Shawn

Well that's what someone does when their best friend takes a gun and stabs them in the back right in front of their own eyes!

(reading Shawn's poem)

Shawn

I didn't use their real names. Is that okay?

Oh, yeah. The less I know, the better.

Shawn

How long you been married?

Cory

...Who?

Shawn

...What?

Cory

...They want you to take the rolls

Cory

So after she made us dessert and read to us I walked her home and right there on the porch I laid out. I said "Wendy, it's over. Forever."

Shawn

How'd she react?

Cory

Well, she invited me in for oatmeal cookies, Grandma Jansen played the organ and we all sang Big Rock-Candy Mountain.

Shawn

Nice knowing ya.

Cory

You know, they have four generations living in the same house. The men don't say much.

Cory

I have a radio voice!

Shawn

And I have a radio face!

Turner

[about a biography assignment] Doesn't have to be somebody famous, just somebody real. Anybody you like.

Cory

Anybody?

Turner

Anybody.

Cory

Absolutely anybody?

Turner

Absolutely anybody.

Cory

I pick Shawn!

Shawn

I pick Cory!

Topanga

You know, you walked right into that.

Turner

I did, didn't I?

Cory

Shawn, what does your dad do?

Shawn

Shh. I'm trying to find out!

Eric

Hey, Hunter, what do you think you're doing?

Shawn

Uh... cleaning out my ears.

Eric

Yeah, with Towelie? My lucky towel? What are you, insane?

Shawn

One of us is.

Turner

What do you know about women?

Shawn

What do you wanna know?

Turner

Oh, you think you can help me out, Hunter?

Shawn

Hey, you helped me.

Turner

Now, see: why can't you be this sharp in my class?

Shawn

Math's not my best subject.

Turner

I'm your English teacher.

Shawn

Then why you teaching math?

Turner

Are you kidding me?

Cory

That's not the Topanga I've known. I mean, it's like she goes away for a summer and comes back a woman.

Shawn

Yeah, so did Coach Franklin.

Eric

Christy's gonna expect me to tell her that I love her. Aw, man, I gotta do something now. Think, you gotta think, Eric -- OW!

Shawn

Thinking cramp?

Eric

Yeah.

Shawn

I get those, too.

You know, in my house, growing up, all my parents ever talked about were the three M's: money, marriage and mortgage.

Shawn

Yeah, my dad always talked about the three B's: babes, bucks and brewskies.

Cory

[looking at his chemistry paper] I got an A, Shawn.

Shawn

[looking at his own paper] Wow, a D! I'm riding your coattails!