All right, look, Mr. Feeny, I have a question that I'm going to need a yes or no answer to: how many people get into Yale every year?
[thinks it over] No.
“This Little Piggy” · Season 3, Episode 6
In this episode: Eric Matthews (2), George Feeny (2), Cory Matthews (1), Shawn Hunter (1), Jonathan Turner (1)
ACAnimal Control Man
Let's save ourselves time, a lot of unpleasantries. You've got a pig. I want it.
This pig you speak of, could you describe him?
ACAnimal Control Man
It looks like... A GREAT BIG LION!
Oh, well, that's not our pig!
'Cause, uh, we don't have one! So, Mr. Animal Control Man, kindly vacate my home at once or else I will be forced to call the Animal Control Control People. Yes, sir. Isn't that right, my dear Shawn?
It sure is, my little Cory. [the pig comes down the stairs] Okay, who shaved the dog?
Wait, I know this song! Ba-de-de-de-de-dum, it's Bugs Bunny!
No, it's Wagner.
Mr. Feeny, this is cartoons you are WAY over your head!
ACAnimal Control Man
Is this really your pig?
No, I've got my ark parked outside and I'm one pig short.
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