Animal Control Man
Let's save ourselves time, a lot of unpleasantries. You've got a pig. I want it.
Shawn
This pig you speak of, could you describe him?
Animal Control Man
It looks like... A GREAT BIG LION!
Shawn
Oh, well, that's not our pig!
Cory
'Cause, uh, we don't have one! So, Mr. Animal Control Man, kindly vacate my home at once or else I will be forced to call the Animal Control Control People. Yes, sir. Isn't that right, my dear Shawn?
Shawn
It sure is, my little Cory. [the pig comes down the stairs] Okay, who shaved the dog?
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