Shawn Hunter quotes from Boy Meets World

Cory

You know, maybe if Hamlet had worn pants, he could have made a decision or two.

Topanga

Was that a sexist comment?

Cory

That's what I was shootin' for.

Shawn

Don't worry about her- her dad sews.

Shawn

Tell me something. How do you ask a girl out?

Cory

Simple. You open the door and say, "Get out, you're bothering me."

Shawn

No, like, on a date.

Cory

Well, Eric uses the shotgun approach. He just keeps dialing random numbers until he hears the word "yes."

Shawn

Sounds like a lot of work.

Cory

Yeah, and after all that, what have you got? A girl! What's the point?

Shawn

Feeny's test tomorrow is gonna be such a killer.

Cory

Yeah, I don't understand why we have to learn anything about geography. Why do we have to learn where everything is? I'll just be like my dad and drive around 'til I find it.

Cory

[before a test] I am so nervous!

Shawn

You? My palms are sweating so much I can't even read the answers I wrote on them!

Cory

"John Adam's High's New Principal is Mr. George Weeny." Can you imagine five thousand students reading this?

Shawn

Power; ultimate power.

Cory

Yeah, but... we would never... would we?

Shawn

Power!

Shawn

What are we now?

Cory

We are lowly, 7th grade sewer scum who name rats after ourselves to feel important.

Shawn

And how do you feel about this?

Cory

Better than the guys with no rats.

Feeny

The football season...

Shawn

Uh-oh.

Feeny

CANCELED!

Shawn

But that means...

Feeny

Yes, Mr. Hunter. No cheerleaders!

Shawn

[falling to his knees] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cory

Shawn, this is a strike. We have to be willing to make sacrifices.

Shawn

[hysterical] But he's taking my girls! Why can't we just sacrifice you?

Cory

Do you think I'm a geek?

Shawn

Of course not.

Cory

So you think I'm cool?

Shawn

Of course not.

Cory

Then what am I?!

Shawn

You're Cory! I'm Shawn- just like it's always been. What else do you need to know?

Cory

Shawn, what I'm about to tell you is so strange, no one in their right mind would believe it.

Shawn

Then I'm your guy.

Alan

Why is my son so godlike and popular?

Shawn

Because people have finally begun to realize how well brought up he is?

Alan

That the best you can do?

Shawn

Yeah, well, my mom smoked when she was pregnant.

Cory

Look who they got to play at the dance.

Shawn

The Exits; they're great!

Cory

They're us!

Shawn

Oooh... They're not so good.

Cory

You know, I'm thinking of becoming a poet. There once was a boy named Cory...

Eric

Who now has an interesting story...

Cory

He learned about kissing...

Eric

And all he was missing...

Shawn

When he and Topanga made out!

Cory

Shawn, can you say "summer school"?

Cory

I miss Linda already.

Shawn

I miss Stacy. And Linda.

Cory

And Debbie?

Shawn

And Debbie.

Cory

There is no Debbie!

Shawn

Then how come I miss her so much?

Cory

Because you're nuts.

Cory

What? Just because she's the coolest girl in our grade, you don't think she'd ask me?

Shawn

If a bomb dropped on the school and every other guy was killed... she'd go with the most popular dead guy.

Shawn

[After Ingrid's makeover] Woah, she looks just like Becky!

I am Becky.