Cory Matthews quotes from Boy Meets World

Cory

Shawn, what does your dad do?

Shawn

Shh. I'm trying to find out!

Cory

That's not the Topanga I've known. I mean, it's like she goes away for a summer and comes back a woman.

Shawn

Yeah, so did Coach Franklin.

Cory

[looking at his chemistry paper] I got an A, Shawn.

Shawn

[looking at his own paper] Wow, a D! I'm riding your coattails!

Cory

Shawn, this is bad. Chemicals explode.

Shawn

Oh no, this is bad.

Cory

We have to go stop the fire!

Shawn

No, I ended my paper with "In conclusion, chemicals don't explode"!

Cory

I'm going to hell, and you know what the worst part is?

Shawn

What?

Cory

They're going to expect me to put out the fire.

Let's save ourselves time, a lot of unpleasantries. You've got a pig. I want it.

Shawn

This pig you speak of, could you describe him?

It looks like... A GREAT BIG LION!

Shawn

Oh, well, that's not our pig!

Cory

'Cause, uh, we don't have one! So, Mr. Animal Control Man, kindly vacate my home at once or else I will be forced to call the Animal Control Control People. Yes, sir. Isn't that right, my dear Shawn?

Shawn

It sure is, my little Cory. [the pig comes down the stairs] Okay, who shaved the dog?

Cory

Eric, how could you plan the rave on the same day as Mom and Dad's anniversary?

Eric

Hey, you're lookin' at me like I'm inconsiderate. I had no idea when Mom and Dad's anniversary was, so there!

Feeny

All right, Mr. Matthews, what was I saying?

Cory

I was too busy absorbing to listen.

Feeny

Very good. Mr. Hunter?

Shawn

Franklin Roosevelt and the New Deal.

Feeny

Dear Lord, he's right.

Shawn

It's been my answer for two years, Mr. Feeny. Sooner or later it had to pay off.

Cory

Well, I accidentally kissed Missy Robinson.

Topanga

How do you accidentally kiss someone?

Cory

Well, um...

Topanga

I mean, did she trip on a rug and your lips broke her fall?

Cory

All right, Shawn, not to put a damper on our plans or anything, but it occurred to me in a moment of clarity that we don't ski.

Shawn

We don't learn, but we go to school, don't we?

Shawn

There wasn't even any snow.

Cory

Yeah, what about that, Shawn? You told me that the weather report said "snow in the mountains."

Shawn

They did. They said the Rocky Mountains were blanketed with fresh powder.

Cory

The Rockies? Shawn, we're in the Poconos! Two thousand miles away from the Rocky Mountains!

Shawn

Oh, you mean that's a name? I thought it was a description. You know, like "chewy nougat."

Cory

what about protecting your family?

Shawn

I just did....You're my family

Topanga

Tell me about the Great Gatsby.

Cory

He was the greatest hockey player who ever lived.

Cory

Don't expect my paper on time, Mr. Feeny.

Feeny

I never do.

The name's T.L.

Cory

Stands for Topanga Lawrence.

Stands for "Tough Luck" for suckers who don't know better.