Tara quotes from Boston Legal

Alan

So, shall we?

Tara

We shall. Do you have Morgan's address?

Alan

I do, but what I meant is, shall we continue where we left off last night?

Tara

In front of my building with you peeing in the planter?

Alan

I was about to burst. You should've let me come up.

Tara

That plant needed watering.

Alan

When a man turns 40, he begins to take measure of himself. I must admit I don't like what I see.

Tara

You're turning 43.

Alan

If you don't mind, I'm trying to appear vulnerable to facilitate my snorkeling up your thighbone later.

Tara

Alan? You boyfriend. Me girlfriend. You have a season's pass.

Alan

You're ruining the conquest part, which is all it's really about for me.

Tara

Nymphomania?

Shirley

Anything you can find. And we'll need to line up an expert who can testify, possibly as soon as tomorrow.

It's not a real disease. It's an excuse offered up by sex perv sickos.

Shirley

Yes, Brad. Thank you for that.

Lori

It's also a sexist diagnosis, as well as bogus. If a man was running around trying to schtup everything he could, we wouldn't say that he had a disease. We would just call him…

Denny

[entering, uttering his signature line] Denny Crane.

Shirley

Exactly.