You would agree, Mr. Mayor, that by and large, vegetarians are communists?
MG Mayor George Bostwick
I certainly would not.
We're at war, Mr. Bostwick. Think we can win that war if we suddenly say to our soldiers, "No more meat"? Think a nation of fish-eaters can protect the world, you wimp?
AF Attorney for Mayor
Objection?
Withdrawn. Nothing further.
M Mayor
(Under his breath) Wimp?
(To Denny) What the hell are you doing?!?
Don't bother with the merits, Shirley, this case is all about the Judge.
JC Judge Clark Brown
Now I'm going to do the interrupting. If Nothing Else I pride myself on being conscientious fact finder.
Mr. Crane, did you say something?
It's a stupid law. Overturn it, be a man.
Mr. Crane was trying to be helpful, apparently he did not succeed.
We will hold an evidentiary hearing at 2:00. We will first hear from the Mayor and then, Miss Schmidt, if you choose, we will hear from your client. Until then, we are adjourned.
(To Denny) What are you doing?
I know this Judge. I know where his buttons are.
Research shows, Denny, it's not wise to antagonize the people whose favor you're trying to court!
Oh, come on Shirley. You still antagonize me and we both know what's really going on, don't we?
You sweet man. It's been a long time since anyone's hit my button. I doubt you'd even know where to find it!
Just a matter of time, Shirley, just a matter of time. (To client, who's sitting right next to them) This doesn't involve you, man, it's sexual.
When a man turns 40, he begins to take measure of himself. I must admit I don't like what I see.
If you don't mind, I'm trying to appear vulnerable to facilitate my snorkeling up your thighbone later.
Alan? You boyfriend. Me girlfriend. You have a season's pass.
You're ruining the conquest part, which is all it's really about for me.
How can you ban red meat?
DR Dominick Ryan
Well, they've got a whole campaign, they're going to go with it. They plan to promote Summersport as the seafood capital of the world.
We're carnivores. When the pilgrims landed, first thing they did was eat a few Indians.
D Dominick
Is there anything we can do?
We'll get an immediate TRO.
I'll argue it myself. Ban red meat. That cannot pass Constitutional mustard.
The word is "muster", Denny, but you're right - the law lacks condiments.
CH Chelina Hall
Schmidt! Called?
Chelina? I called you three hours ago! Where have you been?
The Patriots parade was last week!
Three Super Bowls. Four years. I'm still on parade.
How are you doing? Denny Crane.Still cuckoo for cocoa puffs.
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