AJADA Jackson
No cell phones allowed in here. How'd you get by with that?
I told the guard we're waiting for a last minute call from your conscience. Collect.
“Death Be Not Proud” · Season 1, Episode 17
In this episode: Alan Shore (4), Shirley (2), Lori (2), Denny Crane (1), Brad (1), Chelina (1), Tara (1)
Nymphomania?
Anything you can find. And we'll need to line up an expert who can testify, possibly as soon as tomorrow.
BBrad
It's not a real disease. It's an excuse offered up by sex perv sickos.
Yes, Brad. Thank you for that.
It's also a sexist diagnosis, as well as bogus. If a man was running around trying to schtup everything he could, we wouldn't say that he had a disease. We would just call him…
[entering, uttering his signature line] Denny Crane.
Exactly.
I'm not about to go to Texas and not ride the mechanical bull, Chelina. That would be like going to Los Angeles and not sleeping with Paris Hilton.
I promise you. By the time I finish tomorrow, those judges - every last one of them - will rise up and say "Never mind executing Ezekiel Borns. Let's kill Alan Shore instead."
Hey! Pretty boy. How'd you like to go to Texas?
I'd love to. I haven't had my shots.
He is ultimately a benign man who we all happen to care about, including you. I think what you really mean to do is voice your concern unofficially.
I'm making an official complaint. If there's forms to be filled out please have them sent to my office. [walks away]
You little bitch.
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