Boston Legal · Season 1, Episode 5
“An Eye for an Eye” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Alan Shore (2), Denny Crane (1), Tara (1)
One last proposal that's entirely possible. I'm kidding by the way, depending upon your reaction-300,000 sealed, we kick back fifty to you under the table.
Mr. Shore, I guarantee you I am not that kind of attorney.
Really? Gosh, I am.
I should report you directly to the bar, if not the district attorney.
Well, if that's how you feel, then I was kidding.
So, shall we?
We shall. Do you have Morgan's address?
I do, but what I meant is, shall we continue where we left off last night?
In front of my building with you peeing in the planter?
I was about to burst. You should've let me come up.
That plant needed watering.
Motion for continuance is denied.
You know what I'm going to do, Brian, just to show you there are no hard feelings? I'm going to sleep with your wife.
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