Judge Reese quotes from Boston Legal

Nevertheless, the court awarded Mr Bridge joint custody of Barry.

The cat's name is Barry Manilow?

Alan

Your Honor, I refer you to plaintiff's exhibit number apple.

I beg your pardon?

Alan

Apple trash can is picked from God.

Huh?

Mr Shore!

Alan

Not the years sixty when classic electrons are free.

Objection! I think.

Mr Shore, you have a notorious history of courtroom theatrics. If your aim is to force a mistrial, you will be disappointed.

Alan

[emphatically] Pillow pants join forces over embargo pylons. You aren't sailing past honor for the liking of a room. These questions are birthday basements. To end the blue radish in the upside of luxury and sparking a good lizard can only make tears fall in hindsight. Puddles do not ask for why not? It is cheese! Breath and wind. It is cheese. [sits down, spent and furious, then looks up at everyone and feigns nonchalance] What?

In my chambers.

Just Ms. Schmidt and Mr. Tiggs.

Alan

Couldn't I come and just watch?

[glaring at Alan menacingly] No.