“Word Salad Days” quotes from Boston Legal

Denny

I'm going to take you to my spa. I'm going to empty your bucket.

Okay. We're required to turn this over to Ms. Beller and, per the rules of discovery, we'll provide it with the other one hundred thousand pages of documents that pertain to their production request.

So you're going to bury it.

No, that would be unethical. We'll simply comply… fully.

Alan

Your Honor, I refer you to plaintiff's exhibit number apple.

I beg your pardon?

Alan

Apple trash can is picked from God.

Huh?

Mr Shore!

Alan

Not the years sixty when classic electrons are free.

Objection! I think.

Mr Shore, you have a notorious history of courtroom theatrics. If your aim is to force a mistrial, you will be disappointed.

Alan

[emphatically] Pillow pants join forces over embargo pylons. You aren't sailing past honor for the liking of a room. These questions are birthday basements. To end the blue radish in the upside of luxury and sparking a good lizard can only make tears fall in hindsight. Puddles do not ask for why not? It is cheese! Breath and wind. It is cheese. [sits down, spent and furious, then looks up at everyone and feigns nonchalance] What?