I suppose coming to a lawyer's office can't be much fun.
MMarissa
Actually, everyone seems friendly here.
Well, they're given an unlimited supply of donuts.
“Smile” · Season 2, Episode 15
In this episode: Alan Shore (5), Denny Crane (3), Shirley (2), Denise (1), Bev (1), Judge Reese (1)
PPhyliss
I had a hard time trying to find you. I called Cruthers, Abbott…
Oh, I was fired. Embezzlement.
PPhyliss
Then I tried Young, Frutt and Berultti.
Oh, yes. That ended badly.
PPhyliss
And here you are at Crane, Poole and Schmidt.
For now.
PPhyliss
I need your help. You always said I could come to you for anything.
I meant sexually.
Brad's the best. I just made him partner.
BBev
Denny, I want reassurance.
The man served in the Gulf War. The one that turned out okay. He was top of his class at West Point and Harvard Law School. I'd put my own life in his hands.
Denise, I understand you're going through some difficulties in your personal life.
It's hard, but I'll get through it.
From what I know about you, when things get tough you prefer to bury yourself in your work. Allow me to provide you with a shovel.
Bev will be happy which makes me happy, which makes you happy. So really, Brad, you're doing this to make you happy.
Let me tell you two things about myself. I too am a lawyer, I can be painfully vindictive, and I do not play fair.
LTLester Tremont
That's three things.
See? Not playing fair already. And I'm just getting started.
JTDr James Tusten
Catholic hospitals are free to interpret sections of the Ethical and Religious Directive liberally or conservatively. St Mary's takes a very strict application of Catholic teachings. That's why I chose to work there.
I see. Tell me, Dr Tusten, do you have a set schedule at the ER?
JTDr James Tusten
Of course.
But that puts you squarely on the job during the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 states that those who work on the Sabbath should be put to death.
AMAtty Morrison
Nevertheless, the court awarded Mr Bridge joint custody of Barry.
JWJudge Willard Reese
The cat's name is Barry Manilow?
Denny, I refuse to shoot you.
You... Democrat! Protesting war and banning guns. If you Nancys had your way, nobody would ever shoot anybody! And then where would we be?
Where would we be...
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