Gracie Jane quotes from Boston Legal

Gracie Jane.

Denny

Denny Crane.

Gracie Jane.

Denny

Are you making fun of me?

[referring to the poor in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina] Maybe they couldn't get out. Maybe they thought the federal government might rescue them or, failing that, give a damn.

Denny

How stupid is that?

[on TV] It takes more than a stiff whack on the head to keep me down, folks. Trust me, I get hit harder during sex. I'm only sorry this creepo didn't have at me with a shovel during sweeps.

Lincoln

[turns the TV off] I knew I should've plunked her a second time! I just knew it!

Shirley

Are you telling me you're the one who assaulted her?

Lincoln

I say that in confidence, of course.