Bev quotes from Boston Legal

And why did you screw him?

Shirley

I lost a bet.

Denny Crane

Brad's the best. I just made him partner.

Denny, I want reassurance.

Denny Crane

The man served in the Gulf War. The one that turned out okay. He was top of his class at West Point and Harvard Law School. I'd put my own life in his hands.

Denny? I love you. But, I love Hawaii more.

Denny

Well, you'll be the one that got away from Denny Crane. That makes you a large fish in a very small pond.