And why did you screw him?
I lost a bet.
Boston Legal · Season 2, Episode 12
“Helping Hands” · Season 2, Episode 12
In this episode: Alan Shore (4), Denny Crane (3), Shirley (3), Denise (1), Bev (1)
And why did you screw him?
I lost a bet.
But understand that everyone at this firm is considered a witness. Don't expect anyone at this firm to help you -- OR speak to you.
And won't that make for a refreshing change.
So, do you like her yet? You promised.
I did. And I do.
I thought you would. She has many fine qualities.
She makes my friend smile. That's the only quality that matters.
Alan, Bev is the woman I've always dreamed of. An angel in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen.
I think it's the other way around.
Not last night.
[to Paul] I left Bev on simmer. She should be coming to a boil rather nicely now.
Have you ever actually tried a case?
No, but I've always wanted to. Think of it as the Make-A-Wish foundation granting a dying kid his fantasies...if that kid were a rich guy in his forties.
And good for you, you've enlisted the one prosecutor who's running for D.A. next year. Tell me, how big was your campaign contribution? And is there a matching fund here at the firm we can all go in on?
It was sizeable, and speak to Kim in accounting.
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