A character in Bones
5th most-quoted character in Bones: in 206 of its 1,470 quotes
Most scenes with: Temperance Brennan (75), Jack Hodgins (74), Angela Montenegro (43)
I know about this hypnotism thing. I was a magician's assistant at a little gypsy carnival in Brazil.
Now that's an opening line.
Ugh. Mysterio was really cute, and I was younger then, and... the whole being sawed in half thing was actually kinda hot.
[finding a rare insect] Hello, my exotic princess!
What a charmingly inappropriate greeting, Dr. Hodgins.
I think he was talking to the bug.
Well, now I feel a bit... rejected.
Megan Shaw is still alive.
What do you want me to do?
He wants us to guess.
Well, my guess is Hawaii.
Not Hawaii.
W-Well, guess again, but better.
Nop, sorry.
Booth, THEY don't guess.
Who's they?
[pointing at Brennan, Zack and Hodgins] THEM!
Well, that's just stupid
We do not guess.
You know what? You're a horse's ass!
[referring to his Halloween's costume] Cow! I'm a cow! See my udder?
Is that your costume?
Uh, yeah.
It's sexually alluring.
Thank you, I'm Catwoman. [Brennan looks at her blankly] The superhero.
Oh!
One of the most powerful female superhero figures.
I don't think so.
Are you kidding? Catwoman?
Can you fly?
I have nine lives.
Super strength, super speed, force people to tell the truth?
I think I'm pretty fast.
Pretty fast is not super speed.
Would it be insensitive to mention that my father's sixtieth birthday is coming up?
Sixty already? Wow.
Uh-huh. We're having a big birthday dinner for him on Thursday night.
All right. You give him my best.
You can do it yourself. You have to come with me.
What? No. Not your family.
I can't spend the night defending the fact that I still live alone to my family.
You never told them we broke up?
You want to make a man miserable on his sixtieth birthday?
You want me to pretend that I'm your boyfriend?
Yes, between 6:30 and 10 on Thursday.
Ugh. Camille, you're an adult. You can't live your life afraid of what your family thinks.
Seeley, it's not going to be like this forever. (brightly) One day he'll die!
Why didn't you tell me you guys split up?
You want him? Take him. I don't care.
I don't want him.
You don't?
[to Cam] No. I was just trying to get back at you for being so perfect all the time.
So you admit it.
Like you're a saint? [to Booth] She used to go into my closet with all my dolls and say that they were having a party, but that I wasn't invited.
You were five, and they did not like you.
I remember getting grounded every weekend. So many rules to break, so little time.
[amused] You were the nerd fantasy.
I was all about Barbie.
She was my first anatomy lesson. Confused for years.
What about Ken? I felt so sorry for him.
Dr. Brennan looked a little hurt when I told her you asked me to come out here instead of her.
No. Bones's feelings, they don't get hurt. She's not like you.
Like me?
Yeah. A girl.
Yeah. The word you're looking for is "woman," who, incidentally, makes more money than you.
Touchy!
What can I say? I'm just a girl with feelings.
I can't freak out every time somebody Googles me.
Cam, she goes nowhere alone.
Cam, don't listen to him.
Cam, who are you more afraid of, me or her?
Booth--
Whoa! [holds up a hand] So this is what it's like to be a kindergarten teacher.
My regimen is easily completed in my apartment. Treadmill for 30 minutes, 100 sit-ups, push-ups and leg-lifts, and then 20 minutes of free weights. I'm deceptively strong.
I am deceived.
I knew I shouldn't have gone to that funeral. It was a complete waste of time, just like I said.
Wait a second. You thought that my funeral was a waste of time?
I thought it was a lovely service, Booth.
Thank you! You know, I expected to see more people though...
I always imagined a lot of ex-girlfriends crying.
Yeah. Me, too.
You guys are pathetic.
[to Booth] Just know I won't be attending your next funeral.
(Booth is walking around the lab table, staring) Booth?
Hey Bones, I'm thinking here.
Thinking about what, exactly?
Well, it's a pickle. The platform's a crime scene, but we need to access it to investigate the crime.
A "cake and eat it too" situation.
Is it a cake or a pickle?
It's Schrödinger's Cat.
That I understand. Cakes and pickles meant nothing to me.
That's enough, we're going. Now.
I have remains to identify. He could have a family.
He's 500 years old. They've probably adjusted by now.
If you wanna do one of your experiments just say it.
We wanna do one of our experiments!
These are children's shoes, but they're size 11.
So you think our victim was a giant toddler?
That would show up in the bones.
Sarcasm does not play well on the forensic platform.
Temperance BrennanEmily Deschanel · 767 quotes
Seeley BoothDavid Boreanaz · 756 quotes
Jack HodginsT.J. Thyne · 286 quotes
Angela MontenegroMichaela Conlin · 229 quotes
Lance SweetsJohn Francis Daley · 128 quotes
Zack AddyEric Millegan · 89 quotes
Caroline JulianPatricia Belcher · 53 quotes
AubreyBrandee Steger · 44 quotes
Wendell BrayMichael Grant Terry · 31 quotes
Colin FisherJoel David Moore · 23 quotes
Clark EdisonEugene Byrd · 22 quotes
GoodmanCarrie Wiita · 20 quotes
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