[Brennan confronts a fleeing suspect]
Stop, or I'll kick you in the testicles!
“The Death in the Saddle” · Season 3, Episode 3
In this episode: Temperance Brennan (6), Seeley Booth (5), Jack Hodgins (1), Angela Montenegro (1), Cam (1)
Hey.
Hay, is for horses...
[laughs slightly] That's funny Bones.
I found it on this website about horses.
Yeah?
Where do horses stay in a hotel?
The bridle suite.
That's correct. How did you know the answer to the bridle suite joke?
I have a five-year-old son.
I know about this hypnotism thing. I was a magician's assistant at a little gypsy carnival in Brazil.
CCam
Now that's an opening line.
Ugh. Mysterio was really cute, and I was younger then, and... the whole being sawed in half thing was actually kinda hot.
[about sex games] It's wrong. It says so in the Bible.
It does not.
Then it was left out by mistake.
Here we are, all of us, basically alone, separate creatures just circling each other, all searching for that slightest hint of a real connection. Some look in the wrong places. Some, they just give up hope because in their mind, they're thinking "Oh, there's nobody out there for me." But all of us, we keep trying, over and over again. Why? Because, every once in a while... every once in a while, two people meet, and there's that spark. And yes, Bones, he's handsome, and she's beautiful, and maybe that's all they see at first. But making love... making love... that's when two people become one.
It is scientifically impossible for two objects to occupy the same space.
Yeah, but what's important is we try. And when we do it right, we get close.
To what? Breaking the laws of physics?
Yeah, Bones. A miracle... Those people -- role-playing, and their fetishes, and their little sex games. It's crappy sex, at least compared to the real thing.
You're right
Yeah, but I ...[laughing] Oh, wait a second. I just won that argument?
Yep.
[about Angela] She's going deep into her sub-conscious to remember her husband's name, so we can find him, divorce him, get married ourselves and live happily for all eternity.
You won't live for eternity.
TTom
Why did you throw me into the wall?
Why did you run?
TTom
Well, you're FBI.
[sarcastically] Well, I'll need a little bit more than that.
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