I had a Michael Jackson glove. I've never mentioned that before.
I loved Chevy Chase. We all have our crosses to bear.
“The Boy in the Time Capsule” · Season 3, Episode 7
In this episode: Temperance Brennan (5), Seeley Booth (4), Jack Hodgins (3), Angela Montenegro (2), Cam (1), Zack Addy (1)
This is crazy. It's -- it's not right. Tell him that it's not right.
Is it?
Oh! You're on his side. Why don't you go play Voltron with him?
So this girl, she had this game where she would ask me a question -
What kind of question?
It doesn't matter, okay? So if I got the question wrong, I'd have to take off a piece of my clothing. So of course I knew all the answers, but I pretended that I didn't.
So you could take off your clothes.
Exactly. Now, my point is, I'm standing there, you know, in my socks and my St. Christopher medal, and she runs off. She runs off with the sleeping bag and all my clothes and I'm standing there starko.
Well, why would she do that?
Well, I suppose she heard I was under the bleachers with another girl the week before.
Okay. This is a story about sexual prowess, Booth. You're bragging!
[laughs] I had to run across the campus buck naked!
You're laughing about it now! You enjoyed displaying your penis. It showed alpha male mastery.
[telling about an embarrassing episode from high school] So this kid, right, we're walking past and he calls us Philistines. You know what that means, right?
Yes, an uneducated person.
Well, I didn't. I said, "Hey, I'm not Philistine, I'm Catholic."
[chuckles] Okay, that's sort of embarrassing.
[serious] That's not the embarrassing part. My friend, he hangs the kid over the stairwell by his ankles. I laughed, Bones. I should have protected him, and I laughed.
You know, evolution is long, long process. It takes hundreds of years.
Thousands.
Why do you always have to correct me?
To help you evolve.
Oh my god, I'm getting flashbacks to braces and stirrup pants and a really, really bad side ponytail.
Certainly grew out of it. I wore Doc Martens that weighed more than I did.
Apparently Booth was fine. He was a football player.
Right. He was one of those guys.
CCam
I remember getting grounded every weekend. So many rules to break, so little time.
[amused] You were the nerd fantasy.
I was all about Barbie.
She was my first anatomy lesson. Confused for years.
CCam
What about Ken? I felt so sorry for him.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Bones pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.