“Soccer Mom in the Mini-Van” quotes from Bones

Angela

[introducing herself to Agent Frost] Angela Montenegro. I do facial reconstructions [nods toward Hodgins] and him.

I always liked Booth. Nicest guy to ever arrest me.

[to Caroline] Damn lawyers! Working in the case for 30 years, and you don't think it deserves a damn phone call? [Caroline walking away] HEY!I'm talking to you!

Caroline

No!You're yelling at me, and my ears are starting to ring. Now, I'm sorry that after 40 years as an agent for the FBI, you're still a LITTLE girl. But I'd like to find out who killed June Harris. So how about ye' stop whining...and help, okay cherie?

Hitting the top of the shoulder wouldn't be a severe injury.

Zack

She could bandage herself and still be ambulatory.

You know, you could say "walk around" instead. I wouldn't fire you.

Zack

"Walk around" implies aimlessness, which I'm not able to determine.

Can't believe I still ask these things.

[to Booth] She must be really good in bed. Otherwise I don't see why you'd keep her around.

Brennan

Yes, I am. Very good. But Booth would have no direct knowledge of that fact.

Booth

[drunk] God, you know, I love this place. I love it. I love this country. You know, I tell ya something. If I was working law enforcement back in the day when they threw all that tea, all right, in the harbor – I'm good, all right, I'm – I'm good. I would have rounded everybody up and we'd still be English.

Brennan

You think?

Booth

Yup. Yup. Definitely.

Brennan

Perhaps you could use these: there's a portion of tongue, hair, and brain matter.

Angela

Okay, if anybody needs me, I'm going to go throw up, then do some paperwork.

You know Booth she must be really good in bed because I can't see any other reason you'd keep her around here.

Brennan

I am. Very good. But Booth has no direct knowledge of that fact.