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Bones · Season 2, Episode 17

“The Priest in the Churchyard” quotes from Bones

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“The Priest in the Churchyard” · Season 2, Episode 17

In this episode: Temperance Brennan (5), Seeley Booth (3), Gordon Gordon Wyatt (3), Jack Hodgins (2), Angela Montenegro (2), Cam (2), Zack Addy (1)

I'm not working a whole case with you attacking my beliefs. You should have just saddled up with your boyfriend.

Your beliefs are of an invisible man who wants to run my personal life.

Death would have followed quickly caused by cranial cerebral trauma.

By the way, 90% of the world believes in God!

And at one time most people were certain that the sun revolved around the earth.

[to Zack] You see, I don't think this is about religion at all. [to Brennan] We obviously have issues that are affecting our working relationship and you're afraid to deal with them, so you just lash out at my religion!

Can't you just be satisfied that if I'm wrong about God, I'll burn in hell?

Ooh, that's tempting.

We're definitely not working well together.

Because you are bossy and judgmental.

Problems between people -- it's never just one person's fault.

What about Hitler? He did pretty well on his own.

[Cam has walked in on Hodgins and Angela kissing]

Ahem. Do I have to throw cold water on you two?

We were, uh, just...

I know, just try to keep it off the internet. So, I have bad news. We've all been exposed to Coccidioidomycosis, a fungal infection from the graveyard dirt we've been breathing. Symptoms include nausea, weakness, fever...

I feel fine.

Yeah, me too.

...decreased labido...

I'm listening.

We're all gonna get shots.

Yeah, that sounds good.

Very good, yeah.

Thought so.

WTWyatt to Booth

So your problem with Dr. Brennan is that you don't know what will or will not catch fire or where you stand.

Observation isn't just seeing Dr. Wyatt, it's experiencing. Ideally, I'd prefer being inside Booth's head. Seeing and feeling things the way he does. Then maybe I'd understand.

Be one with him.

In a scientific sense.

[About the chalice, a possible murder weapon] Can we take this, or do we need to serve a warrant on God?

[to Brennan] In my opinion, you are unable to lead a purposeless life at this stage in your psycho-social development. Which, by the way, is an issue you should address, because a certain amount of purposelessness is necessary to lead a full life.

I hate psychology.

You don't like it because he's saying that all this tension between me and you is your fault.

Mmm, on the contrary. [to Booth] If anything, your issues are more pronounced, given that your behavior has been affected by what turns out to be a quite irrational fear of being responsible for someone else's destiny.

That makes sense.

Oh, now you like psychology.

[after testing Father Matt for poison] The good news is, we know how to make you feel a lot better.

Bad news is, someone is trying to kill you.

I stand by my diagnosis.

You stand by the FBI. Your first priority is to get agents back in the field solving murders.

Your romanticism is endearing. But as the Bard says, "Lovers and madmen have such seething brains, such shaping fantasies that apprehend more than cool reason could comprehend."

He also says "Journeys end in lovers meeting, every wise man's son doth know."

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