Walter quotes from Bones

Walter

[calling for help when Booth pushes him down on the table] Leo! LEO!!

You provoke this upon yourself. [rising to leave] Let me know how things turned out.[leaves]

Cold beer while you wait? [offering cold beer to Brennan who's watching the two guys scuffling]

Brennan

[holds the beer bottle] Wait for what? [Booth and Walter still scuffling in the background]

The boys to get reacquainted. [cheers at Brennan's beer bottle and drinks]

Walter

Uh, pudge here is a..blind at one eye. [referring to person in the video]

Brennan

[surprised] How can you tell?

Walter

Oh, it's the way he holds that scrap, or whatever it is to the light.

Booth

'Whatever it is' is a map...

Brennan

[correcting Booth] It's a chart fragment, Mr Sherman.

Walter

Oh, uh, please...call me Walter. [smiles at Brennan, Brennan smiles back]

Booth

Seriously? Focus, can we? Thank you. Really? [gesturing and giving a look at Walter]

Walter

[looks at Booth and looks back at Brennan] Are you two sleeping together?

Brennan

[chuckles] No! [looks at Booth]

Booth

No.

Walter

[to Brennan] Would you sleep with me? [Brennan looks at Walter shocked and amused]

Booth

[to Walter] You know what, you find the map, maybe you get a shot.[Brennan smacks Booth's arm] What? [mutters 'sorry' to Brennan]

Brennan

[rising to leave, talking to Walter] Uh..can I get your cell number, please?

Walter

What? No! [panicking] Who..who told you to get my cellphone number?

Booth

Oh, oh...just relax, don't be paranoid.

Brennan

In case, I obtained any..helpful informations from the victim's remains back in D.C.

[chuckling] Wh-What exactly you'd expect to find from a cracked-up bag of old bones?

Booth

Oh look, Bones has her thing, just like Walter here, alright? [leaving with Brennan]

Brennan

Except my thing is real, not some imaginary finder power! [gesturing mockingly]

Booth

Oh! [laughs]

Walter

Who is this?

Brennan

[at the other end with a surprised, confused look] It's..Dr Brennan at the Jeffersonian. Don't you have caller ID?

Walter

Caller ID doesn't tell you who's calling, it tells you the phone company wants you to think who's calling. Eh, did you guys find out that the victim was terminally ill?

Brennan

Yes...His mitral valve is completely calcified. How did you know?

Walter

He had pyramids on the ceiling of his bedroom.

Brennan

Wh..Pyramids indicate heart disease?

Walter

Of all the things humans created, pyramids stood the test of time best. Dying people invest all sorts of meaning in it. So..uh, did you find any signs of torture?

Brennan

Yes, I did. Three fingers were dislocated shortly before death. It's possible, given his heart condition, the victim died with his secret intact.

Walter

Nope, he told the killer where to find the map.

Brennan

What...Did you know where?

Walter

Poor man's safety deposit box. [looks at the victim's pawnshop's receipt]

Brennan

I..I don't know what that means.

Walter

Pawnshop. You got anything else?

Brennan

No, I'm done.

Walter

Yup, me too. [flushes the toilet; Brennan gives a confused look after hearing the flushing sound on the other end]

Walter

My work's done. [passes receipts to Booth]

Booth

What's this?

Walter

Itemized invoice from my expenses, mostly fuel for Ike flying me back and forth.

Brennan

But we haven't solve the murder!

Booth

Yes, two murders.

Brennan

Two murders! We haven't solve two murders!

Walter

You hired me to find the missing chart fragment. Eureka! Ta-daa! Bingo! Mission accomplished, [gesturing to the map] I found it.

Ah, technically, I found it..in her throat

Walter

Britney's body was submerged under 80 feet of water in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico, I brought her here to you..I..pretty sure that's the impressive part. [leaves]

Brennan

That's true. If it weren't for Walter, her remains will never be discovered.

Booth

[gives a look at Brennan] Seriously?