Angela Montenegro quotes from Bones

Hodgins

Angie, it's just a rehearsal. You can't keep crying.

Angela

I can and I will.

Sweets

Can't forget the best man.

He'll be dressed on the day.

Booth

[to the vicar] My son is flying in later, so hey.

Brennan

That's my dad.

Angela

[discussing the Kidman trial with Cam] Justice is so...

...unjust.

Angela

[notices Wendell's cast] Wendell, what happened to you?

Wendell

Oh, um, hockey game. I got checked.

Angela

What is it with men that they're willing to die for a ball?

Wendell

It's a puck.

Angela

Yeah, I mean, it's still round.

I don't think we need bones to let us know that the victim was a male.

Brennan

We have no other way, Dr. Saroyan. [points to her bucket of evidence and fishes out some remains with tongs]

Hodgins

I think we do.

Angela

[disgusted] That mangled piece of meat is his...

Yeah.

Wendell

Breaking my arm seems like nothing now.

Angela

So I was online looking at dream houses, which got me thinking about adding an extra room...

Hodgins

...and you want a studio––

Angela

Which could double as a bug room

Hodgins

Oh...phft. Listen, I promise I will do it. As soon as I find a suitable bank to rob.

Angela

You know, we'd make a pretty good team. You could drive the getaway car.

Angela

They're dead when they're frozen, aren't they?

Hodgins

Yes, but they keep oxygen circulating while putting in the cryoprotectants to save the cellular integrity of the remains.

And they use propofol to keep the remains from animating during the process.

Angela

[shocked] Animating? You mean like, the "walking dead"?

Hodgins

[grins excitedly] Yeah, it's actually––

Angela

[cuts Hodgins off] If you say "cool", you won't have sex for, like, a year.

Hodgins

Revolting.

Angela

[watches Cam attempt to do a facial reconstruction using the corpse's face skin] Cam, you're either a genius or a deeply disturbed human being.

Would you mind passing me the victim's nose?

Angela

It's weird that that's not a weird question.

Angela

[about Daisy] Cut her some slack, Valentina. A human being is trying to escape from her vagina.

Brennan

[takes Daisy's hand comfortingly] Perhaps I can walk with you and you can squeeze my hand. I did that when I was in labor and I took great comfort in knowing that Booth was in pain too.

Angela

You seriously don't believe Avalon?

Hodgins

No. Psychics and fortune tellers represent man's basic need to make sense of the unknown, while rigorous evidence-based science is far more difficult than just believing in magic.

Angela

[sarcastically] Oh, so you're saying I'm lazy and a fool?

Hodgins

Oh, how did I not see that coming?

Angela

[apologetically] I'm sorry that they don't believe, Avalon.

Avalon

Oh, I'm used to it. Besides, other people's opinions don't make the truth any less true.

Aubrey

Right, so why am I here exactly?

Angela

Because you're interrogating the fraud, and Booth won't let Avalon into the FBI.

Aubrey

So you want me to subvert protocol and risk my career by letting her what exactly?

Avalon

Educate you.

Avalon? I thought she was barred from the FBI.

Angela

Well, yeah, but she can do her work anywhere. She's been trying to contact Justine.

Oh, the dead person. Is that a local or a long-distance call? Oh, great.

Angela

So you think I'm a loon now, too?

But you're great with a computer. So what did you find?

Angela

Oh, this is where the victim was before he died-- the Frontier Games. It's a weekend-long, role-playing, Old-West-style shooting competition.

Angela

The next Frontier Games will be taking place this weekend.

[sighs] Why do I have a feeling Booth already knows this?

Aubrey

Undercover? Seriously?

Booth

Well, the likely suspects are the participants. [hands Brennan some notes] Look.

Brennan

85% of the competitors are repeat guests from all over the Eastern Seaboard.

Booth

Which is exactly why we have to go undercover. Because if we don't, we're gonna have to coordinate branches in seven different states, we're never gonna find the suspects––

Aubrey

Oh. You just want to dress up and play cowboy for the weekend.

Booth

Yeah, well, if I can do that and solve a crime, why, who wouldn't want to do that?

Hodgins

Hey, what time is Brennan's hearing?

Jessica

Wait, hearing? What hearing?

Angela

I think it's going on right now.

Brennan punched a suspect.

Hodgins

That's a big no-no at the FBI.

Jessica

Go, Dr. B! I knew there was a reason she's my hero.

Angela

[squeals] Wow, it's the engagement ring. Arastoo did good.

Brennan

I agree. As far as well-marketed minerals masquerading as good investments go, this is exquisite.

Brennan

Angela, is this one of the computers from the retirement home?

Angela

Yeah. And you won't believe what I'm finding.

Brennan

I assume you're referring to pornographic material?

Angela

Enough to make a teenage boy blush. You'd think at a certain age enough would be enough.

Brennan

Not for the male of the species. They are biologically programmed to keep wanting sexual gratification. Which is why I told Booth he needs to get a vasectomy.