Angela Montenegro quotes from Bones

Angela

Hey, you fell in love with a wild woman, didn't you?

Hodgins

Yes, a beautiful wild woman.

Angela

And that's how I will remand. Because nobody screws with Smacky Kennedy.

Angela

It's not crazy that I'm worried about, actually. It's arrogance. We're a team here and you can be traded.

Wherever I go, I'm always the smartest person and it always creates problems.

Angela

Well maybe you should try being less of a douche.

Angela

Would you tell your significant other the truth or would you...

I would tell him...that I wanted to have tea with Jesus.

Angela

[observing Cam and Arastoo through the glass from her office] Hey, if I didn't already know about Arastoo and Cam.

Hodgins

You do not know. Only I know. This is as far as Arastoo and Cam are concerned.

Angela

Oh come on! Look at them!

Hodgins

[looks at Cam and Arastoo] She's signing a requisition... [to Angela] Look, you only know because I confirmed it.

Angela

[snaps] She would've figured out that I would've known if I didn't have to hide the fact that I already knew!

Hodgins

OK, I'm gonna run away now. [leaves]

Angela

I'm surprised they have their clothes on.

Angela

This is not necessary, Hodgins. I already double-checked the figures. A cannonball fractured our victim's leg.

Hodgins

[while working] And I am not doubting that, Angie.

Then, why exactly are you doing this?

Hodgins

[excitedly] Have we all forgotten the concept of the double blind study?

[unimpressed] Doesn't apply to artillery.

Hodgins

Theories are improved as more evidence is gathered, so that accuracy and prediction improves over time. [Cam shakes her head] For that we need independent strands of evidence from a single foundational source. You cannot argue with that.

Angela

[subtly to Cam] So he's never shot the cannon?

Hodgins

Excuse me for loving my work. Goggles and ear protection, please. [hands Angela and Cam goggles and mufflers]

Hodgins

We have corroboration which is exactly what we want as scientists.

[grins] Of course. Now clean up this mess.

Hodgins

One more?

No.

Hodgins

It's all set up.

No. [turns and walks away with Angela]

Hodgins

[pleads] I made another cannonball!

No.

Angela

[out of Hodgins' earshot] That was actually awesome.

Totally. He must never know.

Finn

I hope this is important, I'm trying to find cause of death... [Smells the fried catfish.] What's that smell?

Hodgins

It... is Catfish, "Opie".

Finn

Oh. That wasn't neccessary, "Thurston".

Hodgins

But it was. [Points to the chair waiting] Come here, sit down.

Hodgins

And this... [Pulls a bottle of the hot sauce out of his pocket] This is the hot sauce.

Angela

Taste it, you are gonna love it.

Finn

This is... [drinks some of the sauce] Oh, my god! How did you do that?

Hodgins

Aframomum melegueta; it's more commonly as "Guinea grain". It's native to swampy habitats along the West African Coast. I have no idea how your Granny got a hold of it, but...

Finn

She used to trade with a Herbalist in the woods...Damnit...If you hadn't brought my Granny back from the dead! [starts laughing]

Hodgins

Hey, I told you I'd find it, right?

Angela

And you were right. The secret ingredient was Love. That's the only explanation for Hodgins spending so much time, and effort to do this.

Hodgins

Eat. Go, eat.

Hodgins

Hey, we shouldn't keep this stuff a secret, I mean the world would love this.

Finn

Aaaa. Very true, very true.

Angela

You should slow down a little bit, Finn. You don't wanna get a bone stuck down your throat.

Finn

[Holds up a catfish bone] Not from a baby Catfish.

Finn

That's it!

Hodgins

What?

Finn

Cause of death.

Angela

If Hodgins did this to me...

Sweets

You'd want to kill him.

Angela

No. I would kill him. [Sweets cringes]

Brennan

It's clearly irrational, but I feel I could never find a better man to spend my life with. And I'm...

Angela

Happy.

Brennan

And I thought that should be recorded for the world.

Angela

Hey, we're gonna get him, Hodgins. You know that we will.

Hodgins

I should've killed him when I had the chance.

Angela

Don't hang up. It's me.

Booth

Why would I hang up on you?

Angela

Because we don't like each other ever since you broke my best friend's heart.

Booth

Let's move on.

Booth

Stop telling Bones I'm lying to her.

Angela

What's the problem, Booth? What, you need one more fling before settling down?

Booth

I'm not a fling kind of guy. And you know that.

Angela

Maybe Brennan isn't as attractive to you now she's become a mom.

Booth

You're not helping the situation.

Angela

You're ruining her very fragile heart! You should be ashamed of yourself!

Brennan

How long have you been with Hodgins?

Angela

Working together 10 years. Sleeping together 5 years. Married 3 years.

Angela

I should probably leave before Booth gets home.

Brennan

Yes, you should.

Angela

Really?

Brennan

Angela, you're being very mean to him. Anger is a reasonable response.

Angela

Why aren't you mad at him? I mean he forces you to propose to him, he accepts then he changes his mind.

Brennan

He has his reasons.

Angela

Yeah? What reasons?

Brennan

I don't know.

Angela

Then why aren't you angry at him?

Brennan

I don't know why Mars lost its magnetic fields. I'm not angry at Mars. (Booth walks in as they're talking)

Angela

That's fine. I'll be angry at both Booth and Mars for you. (she turns around and notices Booth) Ooh... awkward. (to Bones) Bye, sweetie. (to Booth) Bye.

Booth

Bye. That's the best word I've heard all day.

Sweets

Thank you. Dr. Montenegro, where did you get your degree again?

Angela

The same place you got that degree in sarcasm.

Angela

He's telling us that this is our fault.

Brennan

But it's not.

Hodgins

We were trying to piss him off. Well, we succeeded and we got Flynn killed!

Brennan

We did not kill Hayes Flynn, Pelant did. The only we can do is try to catch Pelant using the evidence in front of us.

Angela

What if we don't? What if this just goes on forever??

[solemnly] It won't. In fact, I almost feel sorry for Pelant.

Hodgins

[in disbelief] What?!

He killed someone who saved Booth's life.

Brennan

Cam's right. Booth will never give up.