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Bones · Season 11, Episode 19

“The Head in the Abutment” quotes from Bones

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“The Head in the Abutment” · Season 11, Episode 19

In this episode: Temperance Brennan (2), Seeley Booth (1), Jack Hodgins (1), Angela Montenegro (1), Cam (1), Aubrey (1), Wells (1)

[Hodgins and Dr. Oliver Wells are playing a video game in Hodgins' lab.]

Hey, don't do no, no, Oliver, stop! Come on, man, you can't do that. You can't do multiple boosters, it's not fair.

Your face isn't fair.

[stares at Wells in disbelief] That doesn't even make sense.

Your face doesn't make sense.

[...]

Your face is so big that it creates non-Euclidian triangles of over 180 degrees around it.

Is that right? Really?

Yeah.

Really? Okay, well, your face is so expansive that the lensing effect is such that a light passing within one astronomical unit has a radius of curvature of 6e to the ninth meter.

[sarcastically] Ooh.

[walking into Hodgins' lab] Am I interrupting?

HWHodgins and Wells

Yes!

So, the fractures on the calcaneus and cuboid of the right foot...

Well, you know, sometimes hockey players block shots with their feet, but, you know, skates, they can only protect so much.

And the broken ribs?

Well, there's cross-checking. I mean, being slammed into the boards, not to mention all the fighting that there is in hockey.

[impressed] This is very useful, Booth. You're practically an intern on the case.

All right, stop. Not an intern, don't call me an intern, don't even think about calling me a squint, all right? I just happen to know a little bit about hockey.

Socks, they're like Social Security numbers and diapers. Should only have one owner.

[Cam shows her engagement ring.]

[squeals] Wow, it's the engagement ring. Arastoo did good.

I agree. As far as well-marketed minerals masquerading as good investments go, this is exquisite.

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