[to her stuffed bunny] The bubbles are pink, jackass.
“The Money Maker on the Merry-Go-Round” · Season 10, Episode 7
In this episode: Jack Hodgins (3), Cam (3), Christine (2), Oliver (2), Temperance Brennan (1), Angela Montenegro (1)
[after being told by Booth not to say "jackass"] But it's not my fault. Bunny is a jackass.
CCam
What kind of person shoves a dead body under a piece of playground equipment?
OWOliver Wells
Fun-loving person.
[watches Cam attempt to do a facial reconstruction using the corpse's face skin] Cam, you're either a genius or a deeply disturbed human being.
CCam
Would you mind passing me the victim's nose?
It's weird that that's not a weird question.
Well, I also found traces of sulfuryl fluoride, also known as Vikane, Zythor or Master Fume.
CCam
Those all sound like names of super villains.
Dr. Wells, I often find you to be a real pain in my ass!
[Oliver stares at Brennan in shock over her language]
[deadpan] Wow. If I wasn't so shocked I would be offended.
[collects herself] The occasional curse word can serve as a healthy form of non-violent retribution.
So you swore to stop yourself from hitting me?
Given your personality, I imagine you're quite used to that.
It was the hooker in the bedroom with the candlestick. Tell me this case is not starting to sound like a game of Clue.
Look, I like a good underdog story as much as the next guy, but my money's on Dr. B.
What the hell, Hodgins? I thought we were, y'know, "beard buddies".
[smirks] Sorry, dude, but I've worked with this woman for over ten years and I have never, not once ever, seen anyone better. And as for the beards, when I look at you, I feel like I'm looking in the mirror when I have a hangover. You might wanna, you know, clean up a bit there.
[unimpressed] Hmm, I'm gonna remember this conversation when I'm the one running things and you are looking for a job.
[deadpan] In a world where that scenario exists, I won't need a job because I will be a power forward for the Lakers.
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