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Bones · Season 12, Episode 3

“The New Tricks in the Old Dogs” quotes from Bones

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“The New Tricks in the Old Dogs” · Season 12, Episode 3

In this episode: Temperance Brennan (4), Seeley Booth (3), Aubrey (2), Angela Montenegro (1)

What is with the breath coming through the back right now? It smells like death warmed over almost like a toxic blast of camel butt.

[looks offended] Wow. This is a black kale chia smoothie.

Why? Why are you drinking that? Did you lose a bet or something?

Do you have an infected lesion?

What? Why would you even ask that?

Well, black kale is high in vitamin K and antioxidants, both of which promote healing.

Jessica just thought maybe it'd be a good idea if I went on a junk food cleanse.

Go back to the donuts because that just smells like monkey ass.

I'm a sniper, you hear me, and snipers, they do not fire blanks.

And in that analogy, my ovaries are what, target practice?

Booth, I found something.

She found something.

FFrancis

Oh, my Is this where he died?

No, this is where he went to heaven.

My husband is euphemistically referring to sex. By the sheer quantity––

[interrupts] You're gonna need a new cleaning service. So who was Mr. Felbeck seeing?

By seeing, he means in-intercourse.

Angela, is this one of the computers from the retirement home?

Yeah. And you won't believe what I'm finding.

I assume you're referring to pornographic material?

Enough to make a teenage boy blush. You'd think at a certain age enough would be enough.

Not for the male of the species. They are biologically programmed to keep wanting sexual gratification. Which is why I told Booth he needs to get a vasectomy.

Unlike Booth, I am an equal opportunity accuser. See, I don't care about sex, age...just motive and opportunity.

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