Wells quotes from Bones

[to Angela] Do I look humble? I'm trying to be less of a douche.

Angela

It's not crazy that I'm worried about, actually. It's arrogance. We're a team here and you can be traded.

Wherever I go, I'm always the smartest person and it always creates problems.

Angela

Well maybe you should try being less of a douche.

Just because something is theoretically impossible doesn't mean that it's not possible.

Brennan

I believe that is exactly what it means.

Hodgins

You're talking about doing another experiment, aren't you?

Perhaps I am your brother from another mother.

You shy away from randomness and that prevents you from casting a wide net.

Brennan

Are you saying that I'm narrow-minded?

Your words, not mine.

Hodgins

Hey, don't do no, no, Oliver, stop! Come on, man, you can't do that. You can't do multiple boosters, it's not fair.

Your face isn't fair.

Hodgins

[stares at Wells in disbelief] That doesn't even make sense.

Your face doesn't make sense.

Your face is so big that it creates non-Euclidian triangles of over 180 degrees around it.

Hodgins

Is that right? Really?

Yeah.

Hodgins

Really? Okay, well, your face is so expansive that the lensing effect is such that a light passing within one astronomical unit has a radius of curvature of 6e to the ninth meter.

[sarcastically] Ooh.

[walking into Hodgins' lab] Am I interrupting?

Yes!