Angela Montenegro quotes from Bones

Angela

Have I ever told you how wonderful your voice is? It's like hot tea and honey. Any child with a father who has a voice like yours is just --

Hodgins

Have I ever told you how good you smell, and how soft your skin is, and how every time you take my hand I feel your whole life vibrating with mine?

Angela

Is it true that you were crying at the crime scene?

Brennan

Only as a result of increased hormonal output, not at sadness at the victim's death.

Wendell

Probably chorionic gonadotropin.

Brennan

Exactly.

Wendell

Still, I mean, you crying. I would have loved to see that.

Brennan

Why?

Angela

It's sort of like an eclipse. It doesn't happen that often.

Brennan

Booth took a picture of me, but since I have a picture of him cooking an omelet naked he agreed never to show it to anyone.

Wendell

Smart move.

Angela

I'm sorry. Naked? Wow. Okay, listen, I am your best friend, so I think I should take a peek at that.

[walks into Hodgins lab to see him holding his and Angela's son] What is this?

Hodgins

[surprised] Uh, it's a very small, bipedal primate from the Hominidae family.

You both know the rules.

Angela

Yeah, we do, but he doesn't. He missed his dad, so --

He's not allowed in the lab. I don't want to see him here again.

Angela

Your daughter visits.

She's eighteen! She's not going to spitup on the mass spectrometer. [Michael smiles at her] Tell him to stop looking at me like that. [Michael continues to smile] Would you tell him to stop?

Angela

He likes you.

Well, don't let the smile fool you. I'm still very upset. Sweet, baby boy.

Hodgins

That's my boy.

Brennan

I should be able to help Booth, shouldn't I?

Angela

Yeah, but what he's going through... [shakes head] It's not your fault.

Brennan

But you would be able to help Hodgins. Booth could help me. [Angela looks up at her] What would you do?

Angela

[smiles] Booth loves you, Brennan, not me. It doesn't matter what anybody else would do. You have to figure out what you can give him that nobody else can.

I ran a tox screen on the ocular fluid and it came back negative, which eliminates poison as cause of death. Do you have anything?

Brennan

There's a fragment of the right ninth rib with striations that are consistent with a stab wound, but there's so little evidence it would be irresponsible of me to form a conclusion at this point.

Angela

Come on. Just this once.

Brennan

[wriggles under the pressure] No.

You can do it. Just say it's a stabbing.

Brennan

I can't.

Angela

We'll think you're cool if you do.

Brennan

Well I want to be cool, but I can't.

Angela

It's okay, honey. We still love you just the same.

Booth

[looking at welcome home sign] What is that? Welcome stapes?

Brennan

[laughs] It's the smallest bone in the human body.

Angela

We didn't know her name, so --

Brennan

Thanks. She's so lucky to have all of you.

Angela

So, what is her name?

Booth

Well, we named her after Bones' mom.

Brennan

Christine. Our daughter's name is Christine. Christine Angela.

Angela

Oh my God.

Hodgins

I found more papers in her bra.

Angela

Well, these papers from her pockets are all faded. I have no idea what was written or printed on them.

Hodgins

It must be something important.

Angela

Why do you think that? I mean, you have papers in your pockets and so do I.

Yeah, but do you also stuff papers into your bra?

Angela

[smiles] Not since high school.

Hodgins

She was hiding it, right? That means they're important. You know, maybe even secret.

Angela

You think this is some kind of government conspiracy?

Hodgins

Ang, in 1963 the positions of the Soviet nuclear fleet were sewn into the lining of a hunting cap.

Angela

The video spectral comparator should be able to tell us what was once on here.

Hodgins

You never know, I mean, these markings could be code. See? Here.

Angela

Yeah, it's a UPC code on a coupon.

Hodgins

Ten cents off any three pack of tapioca pudding.

Angela

Oh my God. Oh my God! Terrorists are trying to corner the market on tapioca pudding and take down America!

Hodgins

You're mocking me.

Angela

You're quick.

Angela

I hope Cam is happy. If she had just kept things to herself, we wouldn't be in this position.

Caroline

Angela, you listen to me on this subject. All of us did what Pelant expected, except for Cam. Because of her, you squints are all still in this, which Pelant fears above all else. As long as the Jeffersonian stays in the game, the good guys live to fight another day. My opinion, Cam Saroyan is the hero of this story so far.

Angela

Brennan didn't use binders. She could remember...

Clark

I'm not Dr. Brennan. I use binders! People like my binders!

Angela

Okay, I'm no coroner, but I'm saying the cause of death was a humongous explosion.

The coroner concurs.

Daisy

I could call in an anonymous tip like "I hear roaring at night."

Angela

I was thinking more along the lines of looking at satellite photos on the internet and seeing if any of the farms shout "tiger."

That is brilliant.

Hodgins

I am starting a pool on how long Sweets lasts with Booth and Brennan. I say he's out tonight. [...] So are you in on the pool?

I give Sweets four days.

Hodgins

[...] So, Angie? How long do you give Sweets.

Angela

[chuckles] I say he lives with them permanently from now on.

Hodgins

[...] What do you mean "from now on"?

Angela

I mean for the forseeable future. They will adopt him.

Hodgins

I don't have a box for "infinity".

Angela

The artisan world. That is why I studied art in the first place. To pursue my true passion.

Hodgins

[jokingly] Hey! I thought I was your true passion.

Angela

We should be paying for this.

Wendell

No, no, you guys are broke now. It's on me.

Angela

Hey, you think maybe we can kiss like one more time?

Booth

You've had your fun.