“The Prisoner in the Pipe” · Season 7, Episode 7
In this episode: Temperance Brennan (4), Seeley Booth (3), Angela Montenegro (2), Cam (1), Lance Sweets (1), Daisy Wick (1)
At this stage of my pregnancy, my IQ could be anywhere from eight to ten points lower than normal.
Which is why we all need to pitch in every way we can. I'm becoming a certified doula. [squints as Hodgins' headlamp shines in her eyes]
You aren't getting anywhere near my cervix, Miss Wick.
Just saying. Should you find yourself in need, I could stop at the perineum.
I ran a tox screen on the ocular fluid and it came back negative, which eliminates poison as cause of death. Do you have anything?
There's a fragment of the right ninth rib with striations that are consistent with a stab wound, but there's so little evidence it would be irresponsible of me to form a conclusion at this point.
Come on. Just this once.
[wriggles under the pressure] No.
You can do it. Just say it's a stabbing.
I can't.
We'll think you're cool if you do.
Well I want to be cool, but I can't.
It's okay, honey. We still love you just the same.
[looking at welcome home sign] What is that? Welcome stapes?
[laughs] It's the smallest bone in the human body.
We didn't know her name, so --
Thanks. She's so lucky to have all of you.
So, what is her name?
Well, we named her after Bones' mom.
Christine. Our daughter's name is Christine. Christine Angela.
Oh my God.
(taking a hospital tour) I want a home birth where I can control things.
Lot safer in the hospital, Bones.
No, on the contrary hospitals are breeding grounds for antibiotic-resistant super germs leading to a high incidence of E coli and staphylococcus infection.
I'm sorry, is that true?
No, no, no.
(taking out UV light and shining it on the hallway) Based on the spatter pattern and viscosity, I see indications of blood, blood, cerebral spinal fluid, amniotic fluid, blood, more blood...
Is there a problem back there?
(taking magazine away from his wife) Don't touch anything.
Sweets, just get on with this so we don't have to look at that thing.
[surprised] What do you have against a cappuccino machine?
This is a diner. I come here because there is no cappuccino machine. [Sweets looks at him in bewilderment] [continues ranting] And some things, they need to be sacred, right? Preserved. All right? In this country, there is a line between coffee and foamy crap. And when that line gets blurred..people, they just become animals.
You ok?
[raises voice] No! No, I'm not ok! I'm not dunkin' my donut into some cappuccino. [other customers start looking at Booth] That's not why I joined the Army. [Sweets is looking very embarrassed and puts his hand on Booth's shoulder attempting to calm him down] I didn't join the Army for that.
[sheepishly grins at the waitress] I'll take two regular coffees, please. Thanks. Two black.
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